>>9168945You know what, Gun Girl? I'll make this real simple. I'll talk to you, and you alone, and you can look directly into my eyes to see that I'm being serious:
You're right.
I did try and blow off your promos, because I thought you were beneath me. I ignored what you had to say, because I knew deep down that one day I would be the WWA Champion, and I could use my actions to prove that I'm the elite, not just my words. So let me make this clear to you.
You are a false champion. You beat up Punk Elf and took that title, but you never beat anyone. You might have your Army fooled. You might have SpaghettiDog fooled. And you might even have Skelly or Bishamonta fooled.
But I see the truth, and I know that some others out there in the Waifu Zone see the truth, too. You're scared. You're scared because you know that if we went one on one, you wouldn't stand a chance.
Skelly and Bishamonta, I'll have words for them I'm sure. But right now, I'm telling you, woman to woman, face to face: I am coming for that title. We are just a few days out from Waifus Collide, and I'm coming for that title. We are a few days from the biggest match of your life, and I'm coming for that title.
You are walking in in possession of that belt, but you're no champion. I am Kelly BY GODDESS Omega, and I am coming for that title.
