If Cody Rhodes beats Roman Reigns, I will become an MTF transgender.

This is a particularly hard bet to place, as a cisgender male who does not want to become a woman, but that is how deep my dedication to my tribal chief is. If Roman Reigns loses, I will begin taking estrogen and get both top and bottom surgery.

Please, Roman, don't fuck me on this. I acknowledge you, my Tribal Chief.