>*dusts off microphone*
I'M GAAAAYYYYY
I AM GAY
THERE IS JIZZ IN MY HAIR
ITS TIME FOR ME TO SUCK DICK IN HELL
I SAID GOODBYE TO MY WIFE AND CHILD
IM NEVER COMING BACK
MY FUTURE IS GAY
I CAME TO SUCK GET MY ASS
FUCKED
I USED TO HAVE BALLS BUTT I LEARNED HOW TO TUCK
I AM A FAG
PUTT YOUR COCK IN MY BUTT