>Mark Briscoe and Lucha Brothers (Penta El Zero Miedo and Rey Fenix) vs. Ari Daivari, Josh Woods, and Tony Ness
Dimeless.
>MJF (c) vs. Bryan Danielson 60-minute Iron man match for the AEW World Championship
1/2 a dime.
>The Gunns (Austin Gunn and Colten Gunn) (c) vs. The Acclaimed (Anthony Bowens and Max Caster) vs. Jay Lethal and Jeff Jarrett vs. Orange Cassidy and Danhausen Four-way tag team match for the AEW World Tag Team Championship
-1 dime. Fuck these multi-team tag matches.
>Jon Moxley vs. "Hangman" Adam Page Texas Death match
1/2 a dime.
>Samoa Joe (c) vs. Wardlow Singles match for the AEW TNT Championship
Dimeless. Had something really special with Wardlow and Tony ruined it completely. They already ran this match and is boring. Joe is ancient.
>Chris Jericho vs. Ricky Starks Singles match
1 dime if Starks stomps and buries Jericho.
>Jamie Hayter (c) vs. Saraya vs. Ruby Soho
1/2 a dime for Jamie to buy herself a nice dinner after carrying the weight of these two absolute shitters. I wonder who will get more injured and bitch the most between the bird lady and bogged woman.
>The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson, and Nick Jackson) (c) vs. The House of Black (Malakai Black, Brody King, and Buddy Matthews) Six-man tag team match for the AEW World Trios Championship
-5 dimes for a shit championship that not even one single person cares about AND wasting Kenny Omega on this garbage.
>Christian Cage vs. "Jungle Boy" Jack Perry.
Dimes if this was a year ago when this died was hot. Kahn strikes again.
