Because as a black wrestling fan nothing turns me on more than the thought of serious race play with Tessa. I want to open up foreplay with me wearing a potato sack being held up by a thick rope around my waist while she wears a southern plantation owner’s “only daughter” get-up (long white dress, very formal wear befitting of a wealthy slave owner’s daughter) while she berates and belittles me as her little slave boy. Naturally I’ll answer my owner only in AAVE (that’s African-American Vernacular English) while she spouts of black crime statistics and afterwards I want her to break my heart after I fall for her.