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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:08:14 No.9231338 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9231353 >>9231359 >>9231386 >>9231389 >>9231481 >>9231489 >>9231497 >>9231527 >>9231633 >>9231636 >>9231771 >>9231842

If you think MJF would beat Cena on the mic your delusional Cena would be like:
>Max you don't have IT
And MJF would be like
>I DON'T HAVE IT JOHN WELL GUESS WHAT BACK IN 9TH GRADE YOU KNOW WHAT I DID I RAPED MY TEACHER JUST LIKE THE BOSTON CELTICS GOT RAPED BY THE WARRIORS

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:09:57 No.9231346 Report

Quoted By: >>9231358

Youre a retard. Go touch grass.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:10:51 No.9231353 Report

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>>9231338
kek it do be like that

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:12:23 No.9231358 Report

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>>9231346
You're*, tranny.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:12:30 No.9231359 Report

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>>9231338
kek it's true

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:17:55 No.9231386 Report

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>>9231338
>JUST LIKE THE BOSTON CELTICS GOT RAPED BY THE WARRIORS
I popped.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:18:31 No.9231389 Report

Quoted By: >>9231481 >>9231535 >>9231640 >>9231971

>>9231338
>DID YOU JUST CALL ME SHORT? WELL I USED TO BE A FAN OF YOURS, YEAH, BACK WHEN I WAS GETTING TOUCHED BY MY GAY JEWISH UNCLE (JUNCLE) I SAW YOU TELL ME HUSTLE, LOYALTY AND RESPECT. BUT NOW, ALL I SEE IS SOMEONE WHO CHEATED ON HIS THIRD GIRLFRIEND, AND BACK IN YOUR SECOND TITLE REIGN IN MARCH, BURIED THE YOUNG STAR KNOWN AS MIKE HUNT. DO YOU GET WHY I'M SO ANGRY NOW? I HATE YOU, I'M THE DEVIL YOU LITERALLY MADE ME THE DEVIL AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE NEVER WON A SUPERBOWL *THROWS MIC*

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:19:52 No.9231399 Report

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Anyone could beat mjf on the mic if they just started making fun of him for being a kike

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:35:22 No.9231481 Report

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>>9231338
>>9231389
Lmao

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:37:27 No.9231489 Report

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>>9231338
why do you get unironically worked by the heel insulting a sports team?

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:38:27 No.9231497 Report

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>>9231338
Kek MJF promo always sounds like he's uppity

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:45:12 No.9231527 Report

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>>9231338
>BACK IN 9TH GRADE YOU KNOW WHAT I DID I RAPED MY TEACHER JUST LIKE THE BOSTON CELTICS GOT RAPED BY THE WARRIORS
*monster poo*

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:46:24 No.9231535 Report

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>>9231389

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 12:59:12 No.9231590 Report

Quoted By: >>9231603

>*takes off cap*
>*rubs head*
>*puts cap back on*
>Fine speech. Too bad none of it was true. Your ninth grade teacher was a man Max. You don't have an uncle. Nobody on your football team threw quarters at you. William Regal never buried you with an email. You didn't frame that girl for the car accident.
>Seems to me everything that you say is a lie Shorty. That you WANT these people to hate you. Because you don't know what to do if they started to liked you. That's right folks, this here is the real MJF. The kid who sat alone in the lunch room. The kid picked last for dodgeball. The kid who was never invited to any parties after the big game. The kid who never got a prom date. The kid who couldn't handle flunking a WWE try out. The man who's never had a friend in his life, the one who's fiance left him for Brian Pillman Jr.
>What, does that make you mad Max? Come on Shorty, I thought you LOVED talking about fiances.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:02:01 No.9231603 Report

Quoted By: >>9231650

>>9231590
>Look at you John, with your beady blue eyes and your pale white skin. You're the prototype for an Aryan antisemite.
>Who better for the prototypical antisemite to hate that a little Jewish kid with ADHD?
>You're a bully John, and just like all my high school Aryan bullies, you target the Jews.
>Well let this jew tell you something.
>El Malei Rachamim. El Malei Rachamim
>Do you know what that means, John? Of course not you stupid antisemitic bastard! You never could!
>I have to beat you, John. More than anything in the world. I'd sell my soul to the devil, and dammit John I'm going to do it my way and send you on the highway!

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:08:43 No.9231633 Report

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>>9231338
Oh yeah remember that time Scotty two hotty 2.0 called another midcarder they inexplicably pushed into the main event poopy? Yeah that was a fine speech. Which btw is an all purpose comeback when you know no matter how many fans quit watching, or worse turn 13 and burn their Cena merch, that you can always depend on an insane senile old man to push you. Who knows with any luck your replacement can be so bad he gets booed out of 5 straight Maina main events and make people kinda miss how you generally sucked instead of completely wasted their fucking time

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:09:33 No.9231636 Report

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>>9231338
lmfaoooooo tru

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:10:34 No.9231640 Report

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>>9231389
>YOU LITERALLY MADE ME THE DEVIL AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE NEVER WON A SUPERBOWL
Very funny. I lol'd.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:11:55 No.9231650 Report

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>>9231603
>Shorty, I'm Albanian. I'm from proto-european stock kid, not Aryan. I don't like you not because of your race. I don't like you because you're an obnoxious insecure kid who never grew out of middle school.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:12:59 No.9231656 Report

Quoted By: >>9231669 >>9231671

Cena in his prime got shook by Punk & Dwayne in his midlife crisis

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:14:59 No.9231669 Report

Quoted By: >>9231678 >>9231704

>>9231656
Cena literally worked THE FLOP into a shoot
https://www.givemesport.com/1699341-john-cena-calling-out-dwayne-the-rock-johnson-for-writing-promo-on-his-wrists/

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:15:09 No.9231671 Report

Quoted By: >>9231704 >>9231707

>>9231656
>Cena stuck to kayfabe
>Punketty had to do his worked shoot breaking kayfabe hecking pipe bombarinos to barely eck out a win

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:16:50 No.9231678 Report

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>>9231669
I stopped watching wrestling during this time.
Was this feud and were these moments kino?

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:20:16 No.9231704 Report

Quoted By: >>9231753

>>9231669
worked

>>9231671
>kayfabe
>Cena

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:20:25 No.9231707 Report

Quoted By: >>9231753

>>9231671
Thats part of the problem. Cena is a good little product of the PG WWE system and even before PG his promos consisted of a scripted rap calling the other guy gay. Hes one note because thats all he learned to do in the WWE so its like trying to rate how fast a guy would no legs in the special olympics would be if he wasent crippled

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:26:30 No.9231753 Report

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>>9231707
>>9231704
hey Punketty! You'd get smoked so hard in a promo battle with Cena past 2016 that it would make the UFC beatings pale in comparison

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:28:54 No.9231771 Report

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>>9231338
Hate everything the WWE has become, but Cena was the last good promo in the E. He would've been hilarious in the AE.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:33:04 No.9231797 Report

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>Tuesday morning

rent free

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:36:04 No.9231815 Report

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cena is useful to out all the zoomer fags

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:39:14 No.9231842 Report

Quoted By: >>9231853

>>9231338
Even in your example MJF is the better promo

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 13:41:45 No.9231853 Report

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>>9231842
hey jewboy!

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 14:10:07 No.9231971 Report

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>>9231389
kek it do be like that

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