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>Starks or Dax innocently drops CM Punk's name in a random promo to get a buzz going
>Oh shit he's coming back maybe
>Or is he
>Random wrestlers start attacking the Elite and any one associated with them for seemingly no reason
>The fuck?
>Has to look like dirty work
>Someone is paying them to fuck the Elite up (you could probably draw this out for a while)
>Somehow it leads back to Punk (maybe they beat it out of someone)
>Punk finally shows up on Dynamite after being called out by one of the Elite during a Renee interview
>Sits down and cuts a nemesis promo on Kenny Omega and his lackeys
>Ends by declaring that AEW, the Tonys, and all the fans need to make a choice between "real professional wrestling" or "internet niche wrestling" (or whatever the fuck you want to call it, it's just important to have a clear divide here)
>Rips shirt off to show his "I'm a Jim Cornette Guy" shirt
>Internet marks probably go fucking berserk
>Battle lines start to be drawn on TV. Do this through Renee interviews, Tony interviews, grudge matches and such
>Keep Max and Bryan (or another top face) neutral for utility/voice of reason, and let Max be Max
>Work towards an AEW Civil War
I'm too stoned to flesh this out any further. This is fucking money and you know it. Feel free to alter. Obviously predicated on all these fucking faggots playing nice and agreeing to a giga-angle.