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>Bartelby makes Triple H's reign of terror look like he was a transitional champion
>Sonic is Bartelby's personal jobber and beats his ass live on TV every night
>Manic is a midcarder who keeps doing insane match stips but loses them 70% of the time
>Knuckles is the best in-ring worker but Bartelby's booking keeps him out of the world title scene, also the IC champ
>Sonia is Knuckle's valet, "One of my Many Bitches" as he likes to call her
>Mindy is just Carmella but with even more plastic content
>Aleena is the first and current Women's champion, has had an insanely long reign because the women's roster is so barren
>Flora is the undercarder that everyone loves, nothing special in the ring but her autism gimmick gets her over super well
>Sleet and Dingo are Tag Team Champions but hot potato the belts between Trevor and Cyrus
>Robotnik flunked out of the performance center, is currently Sleengo's manager
