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Mia! Light of my life, fire of my loins! Have you procured my Taco Bell requisition? Oh, thank the gods! Why, I am absolutely famishing. You were gone so long I thought I would perish of hunger! Now let's see here...*huff* the crunch wrap supreme *heavy breathing* two chicken quesadillas [unintelligable] triple steak cheese burrito...and the bacon club chalupa combo *grumble*
Yes, everything appears to be in order he- WHAT?! NO NACHOS! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! YOU CALL THIS A MEAL? WHY, IF IT DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SAY YOU WERE TRYING TO STARVE ME TO DEATH! THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS! OUTRAGEOUS! IT'S GROUNDS FOR A DIVORCE IF I EVER SEEN ONE! WHAT KIND OF WIFE WOULD TREAT HER HUSBAND IN SUCH A WA- oh, no, wait, hold on, they were at the bottom of the bag. False alarm, my love. *chuckles affably* I do beg your pardon. I almost lost my composure for a moment there...
*starts gorging himself* mmmm truly delectable...*huff puff* ...verily... [loud chewing noises] ...oh Mia, you're still there. *awkward silence* I grant you permission to leave *eats entire burrito in one bite* And don't forget to collect my Pizza Hut order when you're ready.
