Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Peach with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Momo was throwing down.
Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Momo doesn't know the rules of Blackjack. In actuality what Watanabe-san means is that she has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if her opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Momo is vicious and will do anything to win.
The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then her saying that she has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people.
Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all. Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead. Momo is then implying that she has led a trail of men who thought they could best the peach only to wind up dead at her hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while engorged off her ass on enough treats to feed a bull, Watanabe Momo could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business.
