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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 22:56:25 No.9303288 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9303322 >>9303354 >>9303372 >>9303539 >>9303562 >>9304256 >>9304291 >>9305860 >>9305930 >>9306001 >>9306014 >>9306044 >>9306091 >>9306340 >>9307926 >>9309391

>Don't worry brother I'll put you over big tonight!
>*kicks out at 3.01 in your path*

How do you respond?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 22:58:45 No.9303322 Report

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>>9303288
That’s still a huge victory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 23:00:30 No.9303341 Report

Quoted By: >>9309404 >>9310262

I no-sell the Chudster by immediately raising my arms up, shouting stuff to the crowd to get them pumped up, then climb up the turnbuckle and pose; I don't even acknowledge him, a piece of shit on my boots would be more important
Meanwhile the Chudster throws a temper tantrum trying to get himself over, but even the camera crew doesn't catch this and continues to shoot me as I present the championship belt to the crowd
Basically, what Warrior did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfqV3xI8l_s&ab_channel=WWE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 23:01:37 No.9303354 Report

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>>9303288
Thanks for drawing the house Mr Hogan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 23:03:07 No.9303372 Report

Quoted By: >>9306042 >>9309404

>>9303288
You're just burying yourself by doing this. How much does the human body recover in one hundredth of a second? Not a lot. Not enough to make a difference. So the story being told isn't "I only did barely enough to keep the Hulkster down". It's "Hogan is a mentally slow retard with delayed reactions and it cost him the title".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 23:06:02 No.9303414 Report

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Shake his hand, pose with him while Real American plays to the adoration of the millions of fans that came to see him. Thank him after the show for drawing the house and putting me over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 23:14:09 No.9303539 Report

Quoted By:

>>9303288
Thanks for drawing the house, brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 23:16:11 No.9303562 Report

Quoted By:

>>9303288
i'd hit him with a shoot worm, then the ref and finally i turn the worm on myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 00:13:22 No.9304256 Report

Quoted By:

>>9303288
drinks some beers afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 00:15:47 No.9304284 Report

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Do the same when you give him his win back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 00:16:19 No.9304291 Report

Quoted By:

>>9303288
>Thanks for drawing the house sir!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 02:45:51 No.9305860 Report

Quoted By:

>>9303288
goat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 02:52:51 No.9305930 Report

Quoted By:

>>9303288
You put me over and you still look good. It's win-win. Thanks brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:01:06 No.9306001 Report

Quoted By: >>9306059 >>9309404

>>9303288
THE FIRST THING I WANT TO BE DONE IS TO GET THAT RACIST PIECE OF CRAP OUT OF MY RING!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:03:30 No.9306014 Report

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>>9303288
Thanks, brother. I can move my family across the country thanks to our program. I'll give you the rub back when you're done conquering Hollywood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:06:36 No.9306042 Report

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>>9303372
>It's "Hogan is a mentally slow retard with delayed reactions and it cost him the title".

it Hogans brain was temporarily scrambled but he's good now and ready to go again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:07:07 No.9306044 Report

Quoted By: >>9306230 >>9309404

>>9303288
Get into a pose down with the Chudster but my body is better than his so I win that too. Then I kick him in the dick and pull down his trunks and bend him over my knee and spank him repeatedly. Finally I act like I am about to fuck him in the ass but security comes down and breaks up the melee. Then I sign a $20 million guaranteed deal to be the AEW Champion and I just shoot on those midgets every match. I legit murder DEAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:08:48 No.9306059 Report

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>>9306001
WE WORSHIP NIGGERS IN THIS FED

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:09:33 No.9306062 Report

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You gave me the rub and that was more than I deserved, Hulkster. Just being in the same ring as you is enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:10:36 No.9306068 Report

Quoted By: >>9309404

I’d change the finish last second to be me stealing his leg drop. Either sell for me or bury your own gay finish chudster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:13:40 No.9306091 Report

Quoted By: >>9306099 >>9307225

>>9303288
Terry daddeh we agreed there ain't be any shenanigans or funny businesth up in my here ring tonight and yall broke Uncle Duthty'th heart. Yall betrayed me in a dethpicable fathion, so now Imma get my own back Terry I locked the doorth right before yall walked into thith very room and there ain't nobody but the two of uth here now *takes polka dot singlet off* and I ain't asthkin anymore daddeh, I'm REQUIRIN yall to gimme a tathte of that thweet Hulkthter butthole DADDEH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:14:58 No.9306099 Report

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>>9306091
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:34:21 No.9306230 Report

Quoted By: >>9306295

>>9306044
>sign a $20 million guaranteed deal to be the AEW Champion
>After everyone sees you try to rape Hogan
You'd be lucky to even be allowed at any of their shows, let alone get on Dark.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:46:47 No.9306295 Report

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>>9306230
>sign a $20 million guaranteed deal to be the AEW Champion
>After everyone sees you try to rape Hogan
The wording of that popped me bigly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:54:06 No.9306340 Report

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>>9303288
get a headlock spot and then shoot choke hogan unconscious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 05:57:10 No.9307225 Report

Quoted By: >>9307907

>>9306091
did this really happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 08:17:11 No.9307907 Report

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>>9307225
Afraid so

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 08:20:56 No.9307926 Report

Quoted By: >>9310282

>>9303288
Tell him we're doing this again next PPV and I'm gonna tag him for real next time so he couldn't kick out even if he wanted to

I'd also cut a shoot promo on him afterwards referring to him as Terry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 13:37:03 No.9309391 Report

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>>9303288
who cares a win is a win the 3.01 argument never made any sense. Literally only smarks seethe at it becuase >le chudster never put anyone over how can he do that!!??

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 13:40:00 No.9309404 Report

Quoted By: >>9309437

>>9303341
>>9303372
>>9306001
>>9306044
>>9306068
These anon are shoot trans btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 13:45:41 No.9309437 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309404
Nah that's you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 15:19:19 No.9310262 Report

Quoted By:

>>9303341
And the only way I could

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Mar 2023 15:21:25 No.9310282 Report

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>>9307926
dimeless crybaby, is your name Phil?

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