It’s a kid.. it’s a hat.. It’s a kid in a hat.

If you have a kid, get him a hat.

He’ll love it.

You’ll be his hero or his favorite or someone he is happy to see or at least, isn’t unhappy to see or would rather see than the fat kid in his class who hates himself so he picks on your little man and puts gum on his lunch seat. Bobbyfishapparel.com is where you’ll find such good quality items such as this fish bone ball cap. I know the link above doesn’t work. It’s IG, but the link in the bio, unlike your good for nothing brother, uncle, father or pen pal who spend most of their time figuring out how to score their next bag of something to help them forget they’re a F-ing loser, it works. Go there buy buy buy, until your little heart is full and your life feels complete! I love me and so should you. Show that love and buy something from BobbyFishApparel.com you’re welcome. Look how cute he is. Look at that kid! Buy the hat!