I like the idea, anon. whatabout this:
We can have a "Live Sex" match, where the first one to cum loses.
Of course, i'm the one getting over.
Because this is my promotion, bitch!
The PWF only has one draw and that's the Pro Wrestler himself... PW
Get it? It will be the main event
In front of 500 freako looking pests
A dozen of negros will surround the ring, and they will beat the shites out of ya, everytime I throw you out of my goddamn ring, like the bitch you are.
I'll sodomize you like none of your negro neighbors ever did when you where a young and vestal bitchie, my young richie. That's not it, oh no.
Once the match ends, and you cum all over the goddamn mat, those gorilla looking negros are going to rape and gape you until you pass out in front of the goddamn crowd! And if you ain't down with that clown, i'm going to piledrive your brain out of your retarded ass skull!!
Understood?!