i applied to be head writer of wwe smackdown since i know you guys are my friends i will give you a teaser of the application my dream to be mcmahons head writer is finally coming together im so happy i feel like i finally won so the story goes i said that no yes and then i probably shouldnt leak my story im scared im so scared i dont know what if i fucked up by maing this topic i just want to say im so excited i will really write the best stories and make mcmahon lots of money with my ideas i cannot wait to work with all my favorite wrestlers and tell the best stories in the world with them mcmahon is going to call me his second son im so happy im so so happy im happy and i can finally make the polka dot slam will give mcmahon so much money lots lots more blood and lots lots more drama more money more drama more blood more polka dot slam i will not forget u guys i will make sure to neiver forget u guys no no i will make history and i will be loved and mcmahon will hug me and say thats my boy