I GOT MY FIRST REAL G-STRING
BOUGHT IT AT THE WALMART DOWNTOWN
WORE IT TILL MY ANUS BLED
WAS THE SUMMER OF '92

ME AND THE BLACKS FROM SCHOOL
BOOKED FOR A RAPE AND I GOT REAL HARD
TYRONE QUIT, JAMAL GOT AIDS
SHOULD'VE KNOWN MY ANUS WAS DRY

OH WHEN I LOOK BACK NOW
THAT SUMMER SEEMED TO LAST FOREVER
AND IF I HAD THE CHOICE
YEAH, I'D ALWAYS WANNA BE RAPED
THOSE WERE THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE