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>Okay so after 10 minutes of suplexing you and not working your leg at all, I'm going to put you in an ankle lock for the finish. It's only fitting for my gimmick as an olympic wrestling champion, a sport where submissions are illegal.
>It's gotta come out of nowhere though. And by out of nowhere I mean as the most convoluted and illogical of counters. I'm thinking you lift me up for a powerslam and instead of actually doing it just stand there for like 30 seconds while I worm my way down to your leg. And then I keep your other leg completely free so you can move around, kick me the gut, get to the ropes, anything really. But you won't you'll just pretend you can't and tap. Sometimes in a REALLY big match I'll randomly decide to do it the right way and grapevine the leg. But you're not good enough for that. Maybe next year, kid. *pops 50 Vicodin and fucks Rhaka Khan*
