>>9410367>Part 2then one day, a bunch of manlets worked a money mark into making a wrestling company just for him and his fat virgin NEET friends. it was called aew, and he immediately started simping for it on all of his favorite social media sites. he was so excited to see a bunch of wrestlers that Dave meltzer told him were good. there was only one thing left to do to truly become All Elite, so he summoned up all of his courage begged his mom for money and flew all the way to Thailand to get his cock chopped off. Finally, he was a true AEW fan.
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