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>got a dishonorable discharge from the US Marines because he ran home like a little bitch
>only got anywhere in the wrestling business because of his father's and grandfather's connections
>became the youngest world champion in history only because Lesnar ditched WWE and Vince wanted to get back at Brock
>still carries a huge scar that Lesnar gave him at the end of their Summerslam match
>buried Kofi Kingston for 10 years because he got flustered and couldn't improvise in the ring
>got Mr. Kennedy fired for one slightly botched backdrop
>buried Manu because "he had a bad attitude backstage" (unlike Orton of course)
>trashed a hotel room in Europe to the tune of $50,000 in damages
>bullied the women he had a crush on like Rochelle Loewen and Maria Kanellis
>covered all of Rochelle's belongings with self-tanning lotion and baby oil because she asked if he was from Canada
>lit fireworks and threw them inside Maria's car while she was leaving the arena one night
>called Kelly Kelly a huge slut on live radio and listed all the wrestlers she had fucked
>forced new writers to shake his hand after he had touched his cock by threatening to tell the McMahons that they are disrespecting him if they don't do it
>has never had a 4 or 5 star match
>got busted for steroids
>is a drug addict and overdosed in 2006
>got 3 Wellness Policy violations but didn't get fired because he was protected by HHH
>injured his shoulder while taking out the trash
>almost crippled himself doing a cutter
>has anger issues and had to attend anger management classes
>was on Accutane in his teens so he can't see anything in the dark
>had a pet python as a kid because nobody wanted to be his friend
>racist as evidenced by his frequent use of the n-word
>conservative and a Trump supporter which is ironic because he
>is married to a latina
>has 3 stepkids that he is raising
>only got anywhere in the wrestling business because of his father's and grandfather's connections
>became the youngest world champion in history only because Lesnar ditched WWE and Vince wanted to get back at Brock
>still carries a huge scar that Lesnar gave him at the end of their Summerslam match
>buried Kofi Kingston for 10 years because he got flustered and couldn't improvise in the ring
>got Mr. Kennedy fired for one slightly botched backdrop
>buried Manu because "he had a bad attitude backstage" (unlike Orton of course)
>trashed a hotel room in Europe to the tune of $50,000 in damages
>bullied the women he had a crush on like Rochelle Loewen and Maria Kanellis
>covered all of Rochelle's belongings with self-tanning lotion and baby oil because she asked if he was from Canada
>lit fireworks and threw them inside Maria's car while she was leaving the arena one night
>called Kelly Kelly a huge slut on live radio and listed all the wrestlers she had fucked
>forced new writers to shake his hand after he had touched his cock by threatening to tell the McMahons that they are disrespecting him if they don't do it
>has never had a 4 or 5 star match
>got busted for steroids
>is a drug addict and overdosed in 2006
>got 3 Wellness Policy violations but didn't get fired because he was protected by HHH
>injured his shoulder while taking out the trash
>almost crippled himself doing a cutter
>has anger issues and had to attend anger management classes
>was on Accutane in his teens so he can't see anything in the dark
>had a pet python as a kid because nobody wanted to be his friend
>racist as evidenced by his frequent use of the n-word
>conservative and a Trump supporter which is ironic because he
>is married to a latina
>has 3 stepkids that he is raising
