>>9426324Anon I went to Australia with the marines and got piss drunk on a 3 day bender with zero sleep, was about to leave Melbourne or Sydney don’t even remember which when I got a WhatsApp from my mom asking how Australia is. Didn’t have a single fuckin picture to show her that was appropriate for a mom to see, hopped in a cab rushed to the zoo and took a picture with a koala looking like a fucking zombie eyes all puffy and bloodshot, visibly pale, and wearing the same clothes from the bar last night. 10/10 would recommend