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TONIGHT from Independence, Missouri>Darby Allin, Orange Cassidy, & Sting vs The Butcher, The Blade, & Kip Sabian >Stokely Hathaway vs HOOK >Jon Moxley vs Stu Grayson >We hear from Adam Cole >Toni Storm vs Skye Blue >Top Flight vs The Gunns(c) for the AEW World Tag Team Championship >Kenny Omega vs El Hijo Del Vikingo
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the 3 10 to yuma or whatever is a pretty nice finisher. i like it more than ftr's finisher
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FTR's theme is so fucking good
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RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY RIHO
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>>9431121 What an angelic OP
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Gunns > Reddit-TR
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Will the Gunns really hold the belts till DON? I highly doubt it desu
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damn the guns are pretty tall
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FTR getting height mogged
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how do i get a ftr girlfriend bros?
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FTR IS FUCKING GONE
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The Gunns are over with me brother
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No one cares about the worked shoot shit. Stop FTR.
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Oh god FTR Bald is going to talk again
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FTR IS GONE PUNK LOST LMAO
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revival bros lets go
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Guaranteed that faggot FTRbald asked for them to spit on his face. Faggot loves it.
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>we quit if we lose they're really taking the Punk/Bob Holly route
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If FTR wins punk is coming back
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>>9431207 ngl, those were some good loogies
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>everyone booing well shit
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Does anyone know any of the stories here?
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God this promo is awful...
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I would do pathetic and disappointing things to Jade Cargill
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Jade. Ohhh nooooooo
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We may finally be rid of Dax for good
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Jade is so fucking hot
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be honest, /asp/ how many thrusts would you last inside JADE CARGILL
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>>9431169 God I want this big assed tranny goddess to breed me so I can give birth to the autistic ladyboys that will rule the future
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Renee is working me into a shoot.
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>WELCOME TO THAT BITCH SHOW please we know what this is
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Tony is signing Goldberg. FTR is leaving
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Jade is so fine, holy fuck.
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>welcome to that bitch shiw But Rampage is on TNT
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Jade should have no other hair color than white, it ruins her look otherwise.
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Why does Jay Lethal and Mark Sterling get more screen time than every other AEW wrestler combined?
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>Implying FTR Bald wouldnt sign with AEW again immediately if Punk is really back >Implying they'd sign with WWE knowing Vince/Saudis could own things >Bald said he already made up his mind on where he's signing next
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Leila Grey tho.. God damn..
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>Jade hot as fuck >Mark back Oh yeah I'm thinkin a milly
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>Jade laughing fuck, I wish she'd laugh at my swc
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>The Firm that's still a thing?
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Based NoD Stokely
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>>9431250 she's had a kid, you can thrust all day and you wont feel anything her pusy is ruined
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>>9431250 OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lamo look at this doood
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RENÉE'S RUBBER PANTSSSS
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THESE WRESTLERS NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED BETTER MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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>Black Nationalist ninja gear Based af.
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BLACK POWAH NIGGUH
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Is that Stokely or Cheeseburger
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stokely looking jacked, brother
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>stoke in black panther gear
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>>9431169 I hope so just because I want them to rub it in FTR's faces
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kek Stokely looks like Faarooq 98
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WE ARE THE NATION OF DOMINATION
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He goes to the same tattoo artist as my CAW
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>hiding her abs shit show. dropped. I won't be watching again unless Jade herself comes running to my solo pool party and lets me lick the sweat off them
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>>9431250 i'm not sticking my dick in a dude
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KEK THE STATE OF STOKELY HOLY BASED
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NEVER TRUST A DUDE NAMED ANGEL
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ICE COLD DEVIL
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>>9431250 10-20 and thats a shoot
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WE ARE THE NATION
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YEE AIN EEN NOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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God, AEW is awesome
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Taya is on Rampage again... Yep she isn't beating Jade-Berg
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imagine booking this twink like he's goldberg
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>mild pop for Hook it was a good run
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i would pay 20 dollars to watch HOOK fuck a fat chick
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>>9431332 His main man, Anhku
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>>9431339 go to bed Cucknette
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Hook actually coming out to crickets now, lmao. This is what happens when you try and gigapush a green as fuck twink who can't do shit.
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YALLL EVENN KNOOWWWW MEEEEEE
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>No DQ match >The Firm banned from ringside What are they going to do if The Firm interferes? DQ Stokely?
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>Jade back with Mark Sterling antidimes>The Firm turning to dust
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My first time in a long time watching AEW. I don't like that they advance storylines at house shows. What's that about?
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Hook is really shit at selling the "i don't care" attitude
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>>9431344 I don't like AEW though
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>>9431286 You gotta big Madonna Complex there, Elvis. Experience pussy before you speak of it.
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HOLY BASED AND KINO
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>Doctor Simpson did not clear me >I'm retiring too >"Stokely, with all due respect, that's a receipt from Wing Stop." beautiful
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DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? THE SOUND OF 200k PEOPLE CLICKING THEIR REMOTES
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How long has Hook had that stupid fucking Gumby chest tattoo
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Stokley is peak sports entertainment
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okay this is based
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Hook has been doing squash matches for too long now. He needs a real angle now. He’s over but it’s obvious the crowd is cooling off with him.
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>>9431355 house shows just started
they're likely to change that stories are cannon in a few months if enough people complain
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>>9431157 Tony showed it to ftr he found it for them and they said they hated it. But it's so fucking good.
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Now THIS is sports entertaining!
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>>9431369 He was never this funny in NXT.
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This might be irrelavent and ridiculous but god DAMN does Stokley bounce well when thrown
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>>9431365 They heard the news that HOOK and Stokley are on TBS and just have to tune in
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A RECEIPT FROM WINGSTOP
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Hook ragdolling this lil nigga is rather amusing
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>"WE DIDN'T PRACTICE ANY HARDCORE!"
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C'MON STOKELY USE YOUR FUCKING SWORD
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Hook saved Stoke from eating shit before that suplex. Homie slipped and was going straight to the floor on that boot.
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>>9431365 I can't find my clicker! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh
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>>9431384 Cuz WWE don't let you do your own shit, AEW is all about doing your own shit,
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I want to fuck a chick while watching her suck HOOK's dick
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show has been shit so far where are all the qr codes and mountain dew matchs?
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>>9431379 THAT YOU AND ME, ARE GOING TO BUY SOME BLOW, AND GET SOME NIP AND FILP GIRLS TO BLOW OUR DING DONG-DIDDLIES
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Its no DQ, they could just go down there and 5 on one Hook. I love they are not.
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>>9431393 He's counting the metals one, two and three...yep just chair shots.
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>>9431157 They were pretty nice to Tony so he may give them the rights to it if they leave, I hope.
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Imagine watching this shit every week LMAO
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This nig looks like Lil Duval
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You faggots told me there would be an Omega singles match tonight. Where the fuck is it?
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>The firm watching I am sports entertained.
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>non wrestler takes suplex on the floor >he's okay a minute later some suplex that is
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ngl dogshit episode so far kenny gotta carry
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Blackbros why are we always a joke in this business.....
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that looked comfy
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>>9431372 I've always heard mic skills are the issue with Hook. Which is a shame because his look is good, the crowd likes him and his wrestling is solid
Hes badly in need of a great manager type
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Based Hooker Section
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Taz CLEARLY looking proud and having fun
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GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN NOT LIKE THIS
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This is not fair, Stokey was clearly hurt. He had a note and everything. As far as I'm concerned, he's still undefeated
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The ratings continue to plummet
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CROWD NUCLEAR OVER A STOKELY MATCH
>>9431432 u still got jon jones bro
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>>9431432 you niggers should riot about it
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>>9431449 Yeah but enough about WWE
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How does this help Hook? He basically just beat up a retard who had no business being in the ring with him. That’s not a babyface thing to do.
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what the fuck was that?
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>>9431400 There should be a middle ground. They should take input from the wrestlers, but most of them are idiots who should never be allowed to have any sort of creative control.
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that cucknetty fag in the front row is cringe incarnate.>I'm only pretending to be entertained
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>>9431453 kek it do be like that
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>Adam Cole promo See you guys in half an hour
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Stokelybros.... Where do we go from here?
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>>9431262 That works for me. Cm punk is cancer.
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>>9431437 taz is perfect for him
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>>9431442 see you in another ten years when they'll be transforming with Bop-Its.
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>>9431437 Theres ways around that. You could train him like they have done with jungle boy. You can book him like Malenko in WCW and get him a Mouthpeice. All good solutions
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>>9431454 Err...well...when you think about it...umm...long term booking?
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>>9431463 Back to Wingstop
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>>9431471 because its gonna put us to sleep
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>>9431437 He hasn't had a match more than 5 minutes in his career, I have ZERO faith he could do a 15 minute match.
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>>9431468 Jon Jones still technically undefeated, so it's all not that bad
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>>9431454 Who said Hook is a babyface?
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>>9431442 Looks like a Yakuza Judgement Adaptation
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>>9431482 I'm already sleepy
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>>9431483 So is he just going to keep doing squash matches for the rest of his career?
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>looking at time and rest of the card Kenny/Vikingo going atleast two quarters at this rate
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>ReDragon are gone >Kenny drifting away from The Elite >turns face because sure A-Adam Cole Baybay....
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>>9431482 kek it do be like that
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Egg is back on D&D movie
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Nogs really like AEW
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>>9431483 Hes not carrying a lot of weight on his frame it should be easy to up his cardio
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YOU KNOW IM ALL OUT OF COOM ADAM COOM BAYBAY
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I thought Tech n9ne was that white rapped that looked like idubbbz
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Thought he said 6ix9ine for a second kek
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>>9431495 I hope not, but they've booked him and themselves into a fucking nonsensical situation. At some point someone has to beat him and he has to start wrestling normal matches. But who? And once you've had the big undefeated run going into the regular mix will feel like a downgrade to the audience.
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Cole looking jacked frfr
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who was that shitter
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>>9431513 fuck off white boy
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I miss leathery grandma like you wouldn't believe
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Imagine if Cole had the body of 90's Shawn Michaels
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Going from Tech N9ne to technically nine inches tall
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he looks like a high schooler :x
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BASED TECH NINE
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Tech N9ne, is this 2006?
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>>9431513 some nigger who makes nigger-slop music
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>all that time away >still didn't get a clue Pathetic
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Will the new AEW reality show be as cringe as Rhodes to the Top?
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Glad to see Adam Cole has been hitting the gym..
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why wont he gain weight and height?
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WE LOVE YOU KING
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>>9431490 funny enough the dude from Judgement was in the Blade of the Immortal adaptation with the guy who played Kiryu from the Miike adaptation of Yakuza.
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>It's great to see him back because every moment he's in the ring is a moment that I'm in his wife
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ATOM SMOL LAZY!
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Smol, i'm begging ya to bulk you fucking dork.
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imagine the seething if jay white shows up tonight
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>>9431532 Id shave her head and make her worship the ground I walk on
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>hes been away working on his return >still looks smol
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BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE BUDGE
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Adam Coles booking since his return has been pretty good actually
>>9431535 gain taste
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WHO’S READY TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND BAYBAY?
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this guy is ubironcjally a better babyface than anyone in wwe
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>>9431522 Boyinaband? Isn't he a pedo?
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>>9431565 Tony concentrate on commentary please
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ADAM COLE BABY
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>>9431579 kek I forgot about that
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>I feel freaking greaterino nice promo
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I'm already tired of this dude.
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>>9431585 No, I guess I was thinking of Logic
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it's like two dwarf black holes colliding
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>Garcia Time for a crater
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KEK BASED JOSHI SLAYER
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crowd ain't wrong here
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Garcia is peak sports entertainment. I saw him single handedly beat Brodie King
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>>9431555 >them digits Fucking kek. I didn’t even do it on purpose. KoG is just blessed
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It’s Kyle O’Reiley
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0 reaction for garcia
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I'm new to wrestling whys adam Cole been out the last few months and why is he over with the crowd?
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HOLY SHIT IT'S A N64 NO MERCY CAW
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>Garcia v Cole
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I'm a Garcia mark
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>Garcia from no dimes to negative
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>>9431594 >work for a mafia and be paid with money stolen from your neighbors I'd rather die than work for the government.
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lamo consider me SPORTS, Endertained
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KEK DG is such a douche I love it
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>>9431594 I don't have GED
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Damn. Vinnie or Craig got it right. Alvarez didn't buy it
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>0 pop for Garcia
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lmao what a heat vacuum
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Why is this fucking charisma vacuum shitter still getting tv time
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He needs a Booster seat Bay Bay
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BASED LOCKER ROOM LEADER CHADCIA
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kek punk btfo'd
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>>9431532 Where this bitch at?
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It's time for shitposting with Daniel Garcia, bay bay
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>>9431121 DANIEL GARCIA VS ADAM COLE ANOTHER DREAM MATCH THANK YOU TONY
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I’m at the show. I don’t know if you guys can see it but there’s a dork in a Cornette shirt in the front row. The guys behind me are talking about attacking him after the show lmaoo
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Garcia is AEWs theory
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Garcia is the blackest white man I've ever seen
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Why is he talking like that?
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you now remember cole came back 2 months ago as a surprise and hasnt done anything untill now
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>YOU'VE BEEN ON TWITCH hey that Uno shit makes him like $10k/mo
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Garcia needs the kangol back
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gaymers buried
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>insults video games >crowd boos and jeers
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>Crowd doesn’t even give a shit to keep up the shut the fuck up chants This guy is anti-dimes
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WHAT A BORING FUCKING OPPONENT
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dude cannot fucking talk
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>>9431580 nevermind
I thought his return match would be a big feud
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Face Atom Smol is fucking awful, just Johnny Reddit but a Halo mark.
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>>9431655 Based. Hope I see them on the news.
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Atom Smol vs Garcia... Cole's return is already DOA. Double the Ratings Cancers
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Where's my worm welcome?
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This is more of a damning indictment of TKs booking than a promo about how good Garcia is.
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>>9431664 Chugs is the GOAT Da Party member.
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kek that Freudian slip
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>>9431622 He was out for ages with a really bad concussion. He's over because he's extremely good in the ring and loaded with charisma, he's also very small so everyone here hates him
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>>9431655 Follow the cornette dude and report back on the attack
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>>9431689 Sports entertainment
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why does he sound like he has down's?
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i would suck garcia's dick
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Lol, Cole is so fucking tiny that Garcia actually mogs him.
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>>9431700 >this early get toe cancer
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>>9431689 The black girls love it
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>world champion Uhhhh what? lol
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>>9431715 Yea it's bizarre seeing Gracia looking chad
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>>9431564 I can't even think of anyone who could be a good Kiryu in the new Adaptation.
Maybe Storm Shadow from Snake Eyes?
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>>9431720 To be fair all you have to do to make darkies wet is be white
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>>9431721 ROH and I guess NXT
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>>9431689 It's the only way to get over.
See Rock, Cena, Reigns
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>>9431662 Probably ribbing fakeass ethnic gimmicks on WWF or nXt
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The marks are in the ring
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Vince was right. How are we supposed to take these punk ass kids as real men?
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Why is homie wearing a Jim Cornette shirt to AEW?
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Garcia? Who wants to watch this talentless fuck
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Did they just vallOmega mentally retarded?
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>>9431770 This unironically. Looks like 2 random regular guys picking a fight in a parking lot
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>>9431756 They have always been
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>>9431745 WHOA WHOA WHOA
did you just call the great 1 a fucking spear chucker? The Rock is a multi-millionaire Hollywood movie star covered head to toe in Tribal tattoos and you compare him to those 80 IQ peices of antiue farm equipment? The Rock would normally say to take said farm equipment shine it up real nice etc etc but OH NO the Rock knows about folks like you on the Internet. So the Rock says this know your role learn some math and 41% YOURSELF
IF YOU SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCKIS COOKING
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>>9431770 The best fighters in the world are typically manlets.
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>>9431771 You don’t pay to see shows that live rent free in your head?
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>>9431819 Rock is a half spear chucker who couldn't get over until he became a black nationalist and uses the black power fist to this day.
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