>>9487780He needs to get a gimmick adjacent to the Rated R Superstar. Something sleazier since he’s old and pats his prime, but in denial. Maybe he kayfabe divorces Beth Phoenix and gets with someone like Liv Morgan or like a trashy bitch. Within 2 weeks, he’s divorcing Liv and marrying someone else, say Nikki Cross or something. His pelvis is injured after that because Nikki rides him so hard. She cheats on him after he can’t keep up and they divorce. He rebounds with a gaggle of hookers brought in by Ric Flair. Eventually he starts interfering in women’s matches. Wins the MitB and cashes it in on Rhea or Charlotte and beats them. Turns it into the Slut Fucker championship. Women are outraged. Randy comes back and kicks it with him. Randy’s wife shows up and beats the shit out of him in a shoot worked shoot, that ends their partnership. Cena comes back after Stephanie makes a petition to fire Edge, and challenges Edge to a retirement match at Wrestlemania. Cena goes over and the match ends with Beth Phoenix coming out and on Raw it’s implied every woman he slept with took turns pegging him so the leftists don’t bring the WWE down.
