It's been 30 minutes into a grueling match, but Roman Reigns has finally gotten the upper hand over Cody Rhodes. As Rhodes lays on the ground, helpless, in a pool of his own blood. Roman Reigns demands that Paul Heyman throw him the mic.
"This match is over. Ladies, Acknowledge your tribal chief and throw your panties into the ring right now"

Suddenly, countless pairs of panties shower the ring. Roman picks up a cute pink thong and brings the panties to his nose. He then takes a big, long, deep whiff. Finally, it's time. He gets into position and let's out the biggest
"oooooohhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh"
of his career.

He spears Cody.

1-2-3

The match is over.

Roman wins