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TONIGHT from St. Louis, Missouri>Orange Cassidy(c) vs The Butcher for the AEW International Championship >"Jungle Boy" Jack Perry vs Matt Hardy >Jon Moxley, Wheeler Yuta, & Claudio Castagnoli vs Dalton Castle & The Boys >Willow Nightingale vs Ruby Soho >Adam Cole vs Daniel Garcia >Kenny Omega(c) vs Jeff Cobb for the IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship >Adam Cole, Britt Baker, Sammy Guevara, Tay Melo, The Young Bucks, Saraya, Wardlow, Eddie Kingston, & AEW CEO Tony Khan were listed in the release as featured participants in the series
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jungle keks trash. he wasn't over Jurassic express and the song was
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sexooo con la bimbo
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Holy based giga pop
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>his finisher is a clothesline to an opponent who's sitting down
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It's mid jew fag
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BOTCHAMANIA on Hooks Intro
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>>9517527 His finisher is the snare trap submission
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>DoN main event will be a fatal four way between the pillars
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>this match being this song
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>you people
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>kinda a kanye move
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FartcucK
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>>9517527 Fine finisher if it were used by someone bigger so there were more impact
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This shit is unwatchable desu
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>>9517551 Nah, it's neat, and it's a good sink or swim moment for the other 3 guys.
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>>9517554 MJF is being a classic Jew of calling anyone an anti-semite if they minorly inconvenience him
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>Kanye move
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this shit is watchable desu
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MJF is stale as fuck.
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>this match being this song
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Yikes that "dad" chanting Shit the Fuck up as his "kid" looks disgusted
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>tickets still available one week before the show
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NOT THE OTHER HECKIN TOWN! STOP MENTIONING OTHER TOWNS!
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>Mid
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>You're angry you don't get TV time!
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why is this thread so slow?
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>jungle boy just sitting there looking like he’s getting chastised by a bully and just wants it to end so he can run away
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stlbros..........
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>>9517570 Why doesn't /pw/ like him again?
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Ratings killer
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AEW Gamethreads promote inclusivity so feel free to share your pronouns when posting
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>>9517603 24 posters
>>9517611 He's the perfect slimy cunt
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>>9517489 Does this Bogan actually wrestle or is she just one of Hobbs' many cumsleeves?
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Marko Stunted-growth is a good rib
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>marko stunted growth
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>>9517616 Max sure swallows MJF.
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>>9517591 why did you post your selfie?
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Oh god they let Jungle Shitter speak
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Is it just me or does this Jungle Boy guys just look fucking weird?
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>sucking up to cornette
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Jumpin' Jeff Farmer had more conviction in his voice in his "yip!" promo than Jungle Boy has here.
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>>9517614 >AEW Gamethreads promote inclusivity so feel free to share your pronouns when posting Anonymous
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>>9517603 dronnies finally killed themselves
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Free my nigga Luchasaurus!
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Crowd clearly do not give a fuck about Jungle Boy, Matt Hardy was way more over
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>Max so scared he has to try and mindbreak Jungle Boy so he no shows the match
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>that faggot with the tosh.0 shirt
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Idk why but this promo isn't hitting for me. Is it MJF or Jungle Boy's fault
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>>9517660 I miss the big man that does the occasional flippy. That doesn't suck like Brian Cage.
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Jungle Bitch is so bad on the mic
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Jungle Shitter is about to cry
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>Jungle Boy getting what chants
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Why do they let jungle shitter speak
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This is the mid-card version of an Adam Page promo.
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Jungle Boy is just a boring timid pussy, exactly like Hangman
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>I HATE KIKES LIKE YOU
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>JUSTIFIED "Piece of shit" chants!
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Wtf can he say that? Thats a no-no word
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>>9517687 Nah, Hangman figured it out.
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JUNGLE JACK SHOOTIN!
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God this crowd is shit, where are they tonight?
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HE SAID THE SHIT WORD!!!! HE SAID THE SHIT WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Christian is just so much better than Jungle Boy
>>9517696 They have the exact same shitty mic skills
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>>9517686 >midcard version of a midcard version of a Billy Kidman promo from 1999 kwab
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I think that might be the first time I've heard WHAT chants in AEW.
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Jungle Shitter raised his voice, Oh no... be afraid.
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Keep Jack Perry off the mic that shit was so flat
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Going a little long her, Max
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Why do they keep going meta
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>What chants in AEW
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>>9517696 no fans just lowered their standards, his promo style never changed
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>>9517700 they were hot as fuck for the opening entrances. this segment just sucks and is going on way too long.
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That's a shoot!
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>>9517710 it's happened 2 or 3 times before in 2021. Ethan Page had a great segment where he absolutely crushed them
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Good counter to the "What" chants. Not many people can manage that in certain circles
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Jungle boy has gotta be the biggest anti-draw in this company. MJF was the only pillar that did anything worth caring about.
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Jungle shitter has ED!
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>>9517719 There's a clear difference between Hangman at the start of his reign and the end.
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Did MJF mention Jungle Boy's dead dad?
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>>9517700 >YOU MUST GET EXCITED FOR ALL SLOP TONY SERVES Anonymous
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>Anna Jay doesn't mind small dicks
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>MJF referencing Moxley's weak spirit CM Punk promo
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can't wait to see that douchebag's Tosh sign the entire show
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Flaccid Willy Jack Perry, sad.
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Anna Jay has a fat ass
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manlets no dimes
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>>9517700 st louis which is usually a good crowd. this segment is kind of shit though.
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>>9517729 Watch the show and you'd have already seen him
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Jungle Boy's promo is still trash
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Are all white women cheating whores like Anna Jay?
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the mjf experiment has failed
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>>9517740 Yeah, at the end he turned heel, but half-assed it for digs against Punk.
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>not calling Anna a Jungle bunny >not calling him jungle monkey
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>Adam Cole is main eventing
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>30 minutes of the show spent on Jungle Boy
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What is the kayfabe explanation for why Jungle Boy's girlfriend is a heel in the Jericho Appreciation Society?
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weak between the knees bros, we could score a gf like Anna Jay. WE'RE BACK!
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MJF utterly eviscerated Jungle Shitter.
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Did Ex just spoil the Kenny match?
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>>9517753 My girlfriend has a bigger ass and im 4 inches
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>>9517740 He's always had his moments but even now a lot of his promos are barely better than Jungle Boy's just now. He had more of a badass aura in New Japan.
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that shit was still going on?
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>>9517780 Corrupted by Tay
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needs more wrestling
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MARVEZ CHADS WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
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Fix the fucking audio issues tony
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Is Adam Cole just a meme, or is he actually good?
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God Calis is so good at being scummy
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Jungle Mom and Jungle Sister can get it
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So does Don think he's Heyman or something?
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>jungle boy gets mic time in a world title program >random yelling and swearing in between "WHAT?" chants
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Jeff 'Corn on the' Cobb
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Why is a white man wearing a lucha mask
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OFFICER BARBRADY
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This is exactly how I wanted Kenny to be presented in AEW. Glad they got it right after 4 years
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>>9517780 There is none, just ignore like WWE does
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>>9517805 His sister works me into a shoot every time she's on screen.
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callis a NATIONAL FUCKING TREASURE
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why are there more black people in the crowd than usual?
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>Addressing the "why doesn't he watch the tape" criticisms
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LMAO...... smarks insisted Jungle Boy and Anna Jay broke up....... turns out they're still together....... smarks in the mud!
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Don Phallus and Harpo.
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>>9517807 A bad promo would be sitting in the same rehersed cadence and allowing what chants. They only started because people started to catch onto Vinces formula
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>>9517799 He looks like a child, but he's pretty over, and people have said he had good matches in NXT but I never watched them. Personally I hate him.
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Remember when Anna jay was banging wardlow in his first promo vid
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>>9517799 He's a good looking dude. Best I can say about him.
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>>9517824 What do you think the demographics of St Louis are?
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>>9517846 nah that was you
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>>9517810 >yikes yall whyte ppl can't be doin DAT, uh huh dats cultural appro pri ayshun mmhmmm Anonymous
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>>9517825 What did he say?
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I've been saving my farts in a 5 gallon water jug for 6 months
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>Boomers think they can buy back their youth with pills
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>>9517700 Yeah it's the crowds fault that Jungle boy sucks
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This is my first Dynamite and must say this jungle boy dude is fucking boring, why is he getting pushed?
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>>9517842 Jeff is so based
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Who is going to make the ALL ACCESS thread after Dynamite?
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>>9517830 vince writes dynamite?
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>>9517854 Callis claimed that he fell over because Hangman's so strong when he broke Callis's grip he fell over.
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I want a taste!
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>>9517855 What are you going to do with them?
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holy shit that shot of the tarps
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DADDY MAGIC KINO TIME
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>Dynamite is in St. Louis
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poor acclaimed
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This is a very very WWE style episode of Dynamite
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Daddy Magic looking real dimes
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>More Affleckino
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Bros, why does Saint Louis have so much sovl???
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a blessed evening with Dalton and the Boys
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SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS!!!
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Just four unambiguously homosexual guys and Billy Gunn chillin' out
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More Daddy Magic on tv, Tony
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>>9517871 No pig
Because ever since
The WWE
Started using the same cadence
People put what chants
Between lines
You BITCH
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Dalton Castle! Yes!
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Based Dalton Castle
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cant wait for these fucking FAGGOTS to get squashed
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For a sec, I thought Parker was CM Punk.
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>>9517884 The new set is slick but I don't think it's worth all the other changes the ex-WWE production hires have brought.
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Used to live on the Illinois side of St Louis and heard with light rail being built there that is sad times now. All the riff raff ruining what was a quaint town.
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I think Moriarty would've been a better member than Yuta
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>>9517898 Boys bros, I don't feel so good...
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS
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>>9517489 ALL WE HEAR IS RADIO GAGA
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Did Claudio hurt himself coming down the aisle?
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>Jeribloat leeching off Acclaimeds heat
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>>9517866 just 1, the big 5 gallon ones like on a water cooler
>>9517878 not sure yet, I have a compilation video of farting into it and need to make a YouTube video. I might eat some of them.
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>>9517875 kek taz just made this joke
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Claudio manhandling these boys
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>start with mjf and jungle boy cringe >dalton castle
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This shit fucking sucks god damn. I can't take another minute.
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>>9517921 Chicago is filling the role of LA now and flooding the areas around it while still voting in Chicago. Kinda fucked
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>>9517867 Is there anyone even plausibly stronger than him in the business right now?
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Is this Pretty Deadly at home?
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I don't like dean's faction
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>you will never have a gay ol' time with the acclaimed and daddy magic
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>>9517939 Sapp is reporting he’ll be out for 6 months minimum
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>>9517955 We were robbed...
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>>9517940 I’m still convinced the only reason they didn’t let Garcia go to BCC is because that’s when Regal told Tony he was going to leave.
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i feel like dalton is a bigger star than what this squash job made him out to be
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>boys squashed
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This shit sucks. Imagine watching this garbage every week and pretending to like it
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>>9517941 Funny because they were already losing steam by Revolution and have been dead since
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Did Claudio get new music? I don't remember it being the 1812 Overture.
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Why didn't Moxley's blood come out?
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>>9517940 Yeah, Garcia would've been the best choice
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At least it was over quick
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KEK WHAT A CLUMSY SWISSMAN
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this is on pace to be one of the worst dynamites of all time so far
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>>9517967 the gimmick of him saying he's a sports entertainer is good but it needs a payoff and that payoff is obviously joining BCC
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so many video packages
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Waste of Dalton Castle.
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Should do a Dalton and the Boys vs House of Black feud. HoB could try to cut their spooky dookie promos and the Boys could keep interrupting them with gay shenanigans
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>>9517972 He was before the broken back.
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>>9517957 No one knows what this.
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>>9517972 Before his injury he was one of the last good things about ROH before they went under. I don't even consider myself a smark and I tuned in to the dude.
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>>9517948 >making this match a squash instead of matt vs jungle boy DO AEWTISTS REALLY
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>>9517990 Peacock feathers got him
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>>9518003 Dimes will rain from the skies.
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What's with the sudden increase in quality of video packages?
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>>9518003 I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Jeff Cobb is based
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Dalton and The Boys are actually really over with the crowd and they should have done an actual match
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>BBC
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He just said BBC right?
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Callis is such a good carny piece of shit.
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Did mans just say bbc
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>>9517959 When the fuck did JAS start associating with the Acclaimed? Was there something on Rampage I missed?
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oh god the echoing
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LMAO HE SAID IT
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What's on your mind, hanger?
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>>9518003 That's good shit, pal
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no way don just bladed lmao
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>hanger said bbc
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>>9518026 Hang Ma'am thinking about his black bull fucking his wife
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BASED HANGER I FUCKING LOVE BBC
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You should’ve booked the BCC this way from the bringing Tony you huge nerd
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>>9518042 Daddy Magic and Ange have been trying to recruit Acclaimed for a few weeks now
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Kek Don Callis face exploded just before commercial
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>BIG BLADE CLUB
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>BBC
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>>9518047 PLS THIS HAS TO STOPPED ITS BCC
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How will the British recover?
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>>9518042 Daddy Magic and Cool Hand trying to recruit them.
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so it was Will Hobbs who attacked the Bucks?
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>bucks are injured >BBC did this
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Blackpool Blade Club
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Based Don blading
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Oh no Hangma'am got beaten up by Wheelie
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>>9518078 he does breaks backs
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man i'm loving bcc right now the only way they get better is beating up that shitter orange.... i can only hope
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>>9518042 They're trying to recruit them to JAS. It's been going on for several weeks (on Dynamite, not just Rampage or Dark).
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He should come out with corn
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Why is Kenny so oblivious?
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>>9518150 I will defeat him
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Is Cobb Mexican?
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>>9518158 With the great pumpkin
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I played extra for All Access
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>>9518158 Busy getting ready to say goodbye to two Vtubers this Friday.
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I would Ruby Soho
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>>9517489 who's that girl and can she have a match with Bunny?
