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Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 15:20:06 No.9525964 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9525970 >>9526002 >>9526020 >>9526024 >>9526733 >>9526909 >>9527329 >>9527792 >>9528279 >>9528422 >>9529801 >>9530233 >>9530760

>Here's the deal, Anon. I'm going over you in a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Churros match. Then you'll be in the Andre Battle Royal jobber match on Smackdown while I'll be taking a mental health break again and missing out on Mania.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 15:21:13 No.9525970 Report

Quoted By: >>9528076

>>9525964
Hey you fat fuck, how about I just shoot on your lazy, untalented ass and make you tap in 30 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 15:24:39 No.9526002 Report

Quoted By: >>9526020

>>9525964
This fat nigga was spotted at the beach the other day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 15:26:50 No.9526020 Report

Quoted By: >>9528280

>>9525964
>>9526002

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 15:27:46 No.9526024 Report

Quoted By: >>9532439

>>9525964
>muh muscle man dance

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 16:44:17 No.9526733 Report

Quoted By: >>9528422 >>9530868 >>9531340

>>9525964
>how about you hit me with all of your moves
>and then i start crab walking at you
>then what you need to do is actually, physically piss your pants and cry when a skeleton puppet comes out of my ass
>dont worry tho, you are gonna get your heat back because uncle howdy is going to walk out on the ramp and point at me
>and then i fall over and you get the pin
>but then the lights are going to turn red and then im the fiend again
>so when that happens we are going to set off pyro in the ring and then you disappear
>where are you going to show up next?
>that's too complicated for me to explain to you but i hope you don't mind doing a handstand with your head in a toilet for a couple hours while we shoot this next scene

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 17:02:53 No.9526909 Report

Quoted By: >>9528114

>>9525964
*GETS SHOT ON IN THE RING BY ME*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 17:35:44 No.9527329 Report

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>>9525964
It's crazy how downhill his storyline went.
>Incredible return
>Great promos
>No matches (a good thing for such a character)
>Promos continue unnecessarly frequently
>Promos mean less and less
>Random fued for no reason
>Horrendous shitty gimmick match
>Another random fued for no reason
>Mid-fued disappears

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 17:44:55 No.9527457 Report

Quoted By: >>9527733 >>9528246 >>9528422 >>9528998

>Okay Lashley, here's how the segments gonna go, I'm gonna show you a video package of yourself with spooky music and lots of fast cuts and audio distortion while you're standing in the ring looking bewildered. And then the lights will go out. When they come back on THE FIEND will be standing in the ring looking at you, then the lights go out again, and when they come on this time, you're knocked out cold on the mat, and the Fiend is standing over you. And then the Fiend will start doing some weird prayer, and then he takes out a match and goes to light you on fire, but at the last second, the Fiend sets HIMSELF on fire. And then the cameras zoom into the Fiend's face as he's burning to death on the mat, and he takes his mask off, and it's *you* under there, Lashley.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 18:08:52 No.9527733 Report

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>>9527457
>nah that semen slurpin angle doesn't work for me husky

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 18:13:26 No.9527792 Report

Quoted By: >>9528271 >>9528355 >>9529289

>>9525964
Bray is a fucking retard. Dude has a great look, can talk and works a fun bruiser style in ring but he acts like a bitch when people don't wanna do retarded spooky ghost stuff with him. He would be awesome as just a fat dude with a mean streak but he can't help but try to be fucking Rob Zombie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 18:28:29 No.9527953 Report

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I shoot think he’s done again, bros. I can see this leading to another release and him leaving the business. He’s been gone nearly two months despite not being injured and in the middle of a feud. He’s missing the biggest show of the year. No way WWE can trust him with a high profile program after showing himself to be a mental midget again. I think he’s gone and just like Phil no one is ever going to want him to resurface again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 18:40:12 No.9528076 Report

Quoted By: >>9528091

>>9525970
Go on then, do it. We’re on 4chan, this is where mass shootings get planned, find bray wyatt and fuck him up, go full taxi driver. If you don’t you’re just making an idle threat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 18:41:44 No.9528091 Report

Quoted By: >>9528650

>>9528076
Nice try glowie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 18:43:43 No.9528114 Report

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>>9526909
I’m sure he’s pissing himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 18:55:25 No.9528246 Report

Quoted By: >>9528271

>>9527457
That’s from the cave on dagobah from the empire strikes back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 18:58:01 No.9528271 Report

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>>9527792
Edge already did Rob Zombie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_vBAPEpUXU

>>9528246
No shit. Bray hasn't done anything original, so that post is more accurate than you might even realize.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 18:58:33 No.9528279 Report

Quoted By:

>>9525964
sounds based
money and miles marks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 18:58:35 No.9528280 Report

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>>9526020
Nice """""""illness""""""", you lying tub of lard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 19:06:19 No.9528355 Report

Quoted By: >>9530311

>>9527792
Idk. He sucks up sometimes and then he gets to do what he wants. After he jobbed to Goldberg the dirt sheets said he had built up a lot of respect with “management” and I think that’s why he was allowed to do the Firefly Funhouse match how he wanted. I think he only volunteered to do the Mountain Dew match because he hoped that they would force Lesnar to do the wrestlemania squash but even after doing it Brock still wouldn’t budge. Bray didn’t even have a problem being squashed by Bobby which I would have as it’s a hell of a step down from Brock, what he doesn’t want to do is be the fiend again. I loved the fiend but they booked him like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 19:13:44 No.9528422 Report

Quoted By: >>9529779

>>9525964
>>9526733
>>9527457
kek good thread. someone needs to reign this fatty in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 19:40:33 No.9528650 Report

Quoted By:

>>9528091
Thanks for teaching me a new phrase friendo. It now makes sense to me why I’m surrounded by people wearing high visibility clothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 20:08:46 No.9528998 Report

Quoted By:

>>9527457
Bray makes such kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 20:28:03 No.9529289 Report

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>>9527792
>Middle-aged fat guy with receding long hair and shitty tats
>great look

Lol what? He looks like half of my coworkers when I worked in a call center as a student.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 21:00:11 No.9529779 Report

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>>9528422
Vince will give him the boot again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 21:01:58 No.9529801 Report

Quoted By:

>>9525964
gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 21:30:27 No.9530233 Report

Quoted By:

>>9525964
fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 21:35:48 No.9530311 Report

Quoted By: >>9530795

>>9528355
>be actual MMA fighter and one of the only people with any credibility left at all in the WWE
>"hey so i want you to KILL ME in the ring! but then instead of being dead i put on a clown mask and you have to be scared of me while i talk to puppets!"
Can't imagine why Bork would want to avoid that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 22:07:10 No.9530760 Report

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>>9525964
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 22:09:21 No.9530795 Report

Quoted By: >>9531930

>>9530311
even worse, based bobbo was already willing to play along (he's legit with MMA too), but bray walked out for no reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 22:14:21 No.9530868 Report

Quoted By:

>>9526733
>physically piss your pants and cry when a skeleton puppet comes out of my ass
got a pop out of me brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 22:51:40 No.9531340 Report

Quoted By:

>>9526733
No lies detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Mar 2023 23:45:36 No.9531930 Report

Quoted By:

>>9530795
Nope. Vince doesn’t believe in uncle howdy he wants the fiend back bray says no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Mar 2023 00:22:39 No.9532439 Report

Quoted By:

>>9526024
Fat as fuck

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