>"What did I ever do in this world to deserve an empty-headed fucking dumb fuck like 'Hangman' Adam Page to go out on national television and fucking go into business for himself? For what? What did I do?"

(intro riff)

LOOK IN HIS EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
PHIL BROOKS IS GONNA COPE AND SEETHE

HE'S CRYING LOUDLY
CAN BARELY BREATHE
PHIL BROOKS IS GONNA COPE AND SEETHE

LIKE UNDERTAKER
AND JANETTYYYYYYYY

PHILLLLLL BROOKS IS GONNA COPE AND SEETHE
PHIL BROOKS IS GONNA COPE AND SEETHE
PHIL BROOKS IS GONNA COOOOPE AND SEEEETHE

MMA? NOT HIS DAY
WENT 0 AND 2, HE'S SO FUCKING GAY
HANGMAN SAID HE'S A WASTE OF SPACE
IT MADE OLD PHIL, FALL RIGHT FROM GRAAAAAAACE

(guitar solo)

HE CAN'T WRITE COMICS, GETS NO MILLY
CAN'T BE ASSED TO WATCH ROCKY III
OHHHHH PHIL BROOKS IS GONNA COPE AND SEETHE

WORKS WRESTLEMANIA, NO MAIN EVENT
THIS JOBBER COULDN’T DRAW A CENT
OHHHHH PHIL BROOKS IS GONNA COPE AND SEETHE

HE SHIT IN HIS TRUNKS
ON LIVE TV
OHHHHH PHIL BROOKS IS GONNA COPE AND SEETHE
PHIL BROOKS IS GONNA COPE AND SEETHE
PHIL BROOKS IS GONNA COOOOPE AND SEEEETHE

“RYBACK RULES?”
I AGREE
IF HE KILLED PUNK AND GAVE US MERCY
Z-PAKS CAME AND SAVED HIS LIFE
NOW HE CAN WATCH BLACK GUYS FUCK HIS WIFEEEEEE

(guitar solo)

HEEMED BY OMEGA
AND BOTH THE BUCKS
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT HE'S A KEK
INSTEAD OF WRESTLING, HE WANTS TO TWEEEEET
OHHHHH

PHIL
BROOKS
IS
GON
NA
COPE
DI
LATE AND SEEEEETHE

PHIL BROOKS IS GONNA (x8)
GONNA COPE AND SEETHE

>I'm old and I'm hurt and I'm fucking tired.

(guitar solo)

>It's his fucking funeral. I don't care. He shares a bank account with his mother. It tells you all you need to know about what kind of character that is.