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>*Gets raped by Okada*
>*Gets the big story where he finally beats Muto and becomes a champion*
>*Comes back for Okada*
>*Gets raped again*
>*Suffers such trauma from the raping he has to go on a Shingon Buddhist retreat*
>*Loses belt to a dimeless chinlet geek after*
>*Is scheduled to go carry Muto's bags to the WWE Hall of Fame*
>*Breaks neck instead*
