[20 / 2 / 10]
Quoted By: >>9584851 >>9584860 >>9584907 >>9584959 >>9585033 >>9585124 >>9585147 >>9585158 >>9585270 >>9585287 >>9585338
>This just in: wrestling superstar Bryan Danielson has been raped yet again, this time by a prize horse in rural Vermont.
>We spoke to the owner about the incident.
>"The horse's name is Tyrone. We called him that because he's a black stallion. It was funny at the time. It's not funny anymore."
>Experts say that Tyrone has an abnormally large penis for a male horse.
>We interviewed Bryan himself earlier today.
>"Bryan, how are you feeling after the attack?"
>"Terrible. That guy was hung like a horse."
>"He was a horse"
>"Oh, okay"
>More on this story as it develops.
>We spoke to the owner about the incident.
>"The horse's name is Tyrone. We called him that because he's a black stallion. It was funny at the time. It's not funny anymore."
>Experts say that Tyrone has an abnormally large penis for a male horse.
>We interviewed Bryan himself earlier today.
>"Bryan, how are you feeling after the attack?"
>"Terrible. That guy was hung like a horse."
>"He was a horse"
>"Oh, okay"
>More on this story as it develops.
