SO IVE HEARD YOUR BOY NO-DRAWDY RHODES
*thunderous boos*
LOST HIS BIGGEST MATCH OF HIS CAREER, WHAT A THRILL!
*local banks start bankrupting*
IF ONLY HE STAYED WHERE THE ACTUAL BIG BOYS PLAY HE MIGHT HAVE AMOUNTED TO BEING A SOMEBODY, LIKE MY SHOE POLISHER
*black people exit the building*
SO NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS APPRECIATE TRUE GREATNESS AND AN ACTUAL CHAMPION WHO CAN DING-DONG DIDDLY GO!
*shekels drop from the sky*