>>9646350loses to Hobbs in a 30 second squash
loses to Wardlow in a 30 second squash
loses to Parker Boudreaux in a 30 second squash
all back to back
All the while, Trent Barretta and Jay Lethal are spitrosting AJ, and they continue for 15 minutes or until the end of TV time while Phil is lying broken in the ring. Once Lethal and Trent are done with the indian boy, Takeshita comes out and takes a shit on her chest.
Larry the Dog tries to make a run-in to help Phil and AJ, but the Young Cucks hit him with multiple thigh-slapped superkicks, and then a shoot Meltzer Driver, killing him instantly.
Tony Khan comes out and rips up Phil's contract over AJ's desecrated body, doing his queer little impotent foot stomp each time he rips up a page (he gets stuck on a few of them and has to have Wardlow come and rip the paper for him).
By the time TK finishes ripping up the contract, all 2000 of the packed audience in attendance have filed out of the building. Phil is left alone in the ring with his wife: he quivering in pain, her quivering in an ecstasy she hasn't experienced since before they were married.
Then a hole in the ring opens up, and the recently executed Jeff Hardy emerges from the bowels of hell. He calls Phil a nurd and then drags him back down to hell with him, where Phil will spend the rest of eternity being slowly torn to shreds by aborted children. As Phil breathes his last gasp, he blames this entire spectacle on Scott Colton.
