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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:28:35 No.9689792 View View Reply Original Report

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Started doing the Gedo Switchblade chain thing when I pull my teabags out

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:30:38 No.9689808 Report

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>>9689792
Dimes has become a permanent part of my vocabulary. Sometimes, I accidentally say "shoot" instead of "seriously." I also can't hear to see "92" without chuckling a little bit.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:33:32 No.9689825 Report

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>>9689792
I flip over my bed like how Shawn Michaels used to exit the ring doing a backflip motion off the ropes.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:33:39 No.9689826 Report

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At my old work we would hire batches of people at a time. I always picked who I thought the Michaels and the Jannetty was and would talk about it to the other managers. They never asked what I meant but eventually they would call the good workers Michael and the bad ones/frequent flakes Jannetty even without the explanation

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:35:33 No.9689846 Report

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>>9689808
Same. Dimes, holy dimes, and holy fucking dimes are just the perfect expression. It's one of those words you'd need a whole page of a dictionary to describe, like based. Shoot is horrible because it's actually a useful word. I'll be talking to my dad and catch myself about to say "shoot."

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:37:02 No.9689863 Report

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>>9689826
Kek. Imagine a whole group of HR roasties arguing over who's the jannetty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:37:19 No.9689867 Report

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>>9689792
What's that post about that country club employee that got fired because a member's last name was romanetty

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:40:37 No.9689892 Report

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During Wrestlemania I smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests because of the results of Cody vs Roman Reigns. My wife took our crying kids and they all spent the night in a motel and she got a restraining order against me on Wednesday. Vince McMahon has ruined my life. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:41:02 No.9689896 Report

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>>9689792
for final year in high school our sport teachers lets us do something new instead of the same piramides or cheerleader for the girls.
we made a full wrestling show with just a matress, dubstep music in the background and me with my best friends did a heel turn on each other and work all the people that we were enemies the week before the show, people really thoguht i did her gf. good and cringe times, i miss 2019

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:42:17 No.9689904 Report

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>>9689826
fucking kek that's good

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:42:20 No.9689905 Report

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>>9689792
qll the lingo here and i go out of my way to say it too, even kek what a bitch to someone when something really minor happens to them. i have the charisma, and it goes over wildly well. this board might be shit but it's by far the best of any board for catchphrases and lingo

afraid so/not is the hot new one im pushing now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:45:42 No.9689938 Report

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I’ve recently been doing the Hogan hand to ear thing to the fake crowd in my head

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 06:49:09 No.9689968 Report

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>>9689792
When I was in 7th grade, I did the DX crotch chop behind my history teacher in view of the entire class

This was at a Catholic school, by the way

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 07:13:20 No.9690171 Report

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>>9689808
I say shoot a lot too. One time I said worked

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 07:15:54 No.9690182 Report

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>>9689808
All of these. Also, I cut promos on my cats when they're being assholes to each other and say Im the Big Dog. They always stop fighting when I do so Im stuck now.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 07:17:27 No.9690186 Report

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>>9689826
I dont even care if this is a work this is easily the funniest thing ever posted on this board.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 07:44:39 No.9690294 Report

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My dad hates Roman reigns but any time our cat walks by he will say “ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” to him, and the cat will let out a little squeak and keep walkin. Shit pops me every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 08:09:23 No.9690405 Report

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>>9689792
>Responding with "You were my perfect friend" whenever someone bites the dust
>The Lesnar warm up shuffle
>using/thinking KWAB

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 08:35:47 No.9690501 Report

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>>9689792
sometimes when I'm alone I'll do either the Vince walk or the Bushwhacker march

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 08:38:52 No.9690519 Report

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>>9689808
My middle name is R and it pops me

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 08:44:08 No.9690549 Report

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>>9689792
I watch wrestling despite being an adult. Also I Fargo Strut in the kitchen sometimes. Its the perfect length to do four steps.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 08:45:36 No.9690556 Report

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>>9689792
I do the Moxley shoulder roll thing, started doing it a lot when I was reading his book a year ago. I say "You tell me" when people ask me innocuous questions. Board related I've said KWAB out loud to myself a few times when I see like a football team has lost or stuff along those lines.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 08:47:35 No.9690565 Report

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>>9689792
I sometimes superkick the refrigerator door shut. Not hard or anything, mind you. Just a tap to close it, but sometimes I slap my thigh like an indie shitter. I also used to sell as if I was in a tag match while in bed and I’d reach for the light switch like I was making a hot tag. I’d pretend to sell a move to fall asleep easier. Not sure how autistic this is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Apr 2023 08:50:02 No.9690578 Report

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>>9690519
This an Anon R Basdoli board.

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