>AJ leaves
>Shinsuke leaves
>The Elite leave
>Tanahashi can’t do it anymore
>Shingo isn’t the right fit and is getting older
>Naito is held together with duct tape and bubble gum
>Covid fully solidifies the company as ice cold
>Ibushi goes insane
>Jay leaves
>Osprey could Hayabusa himself at any moment
>Incase of emergency crown Okada is beyond stale

ENTER SANADA
>grows beyond a muta cosplayer
>grows beyond being LIJ hot enforcer/other guy
>joins up with his 4GUYBROTHERS to form Just 5 Guys
>can hide behind his 4 dads if his promos don’t get better
>Drops the ramen bowl look
>Has been hiding the classic Ace look right under everyone’s noses and we never even knew
>Puts on some stupid sexy trunks and starts fully showing off his impressive build
>works women into a frenzied coomer shoot
>starts dropping everyone on their heads
>drops Okada on his head to finally wins the big one
>most relevant NJPW has been without the help of AEW since 2019

Now as IWGP champion with the appropriate look and physique for a company ace. SANADA can carry the company on his back along with Okada for the foreseeable future until some of the young lions finally get a clue and start drawing yen.

Have you thanked your champ for the bright future today?