>>9748503>why are the crowds so fucking loud?" ..and so, the timid AEW-freaks escapes the noise of the sold out arenas of the WWE and migrates to wide empty arenas, where they are seen by nobody and can graze in peace. These vast plains of empty seats, are covered in peaceful rustling. Here they graze for dimes which are few and far between but to them it is paradise. The habitats of the AEW have little to offer to any actual super predators as the AEW-freak lacks in protein, testosterone and its primary defense, the screeching and smell they emit makes sure no predator wants to risk getting infected by some strange flippy disease. To attract possible mates, the AEW-freak self-bleeds and performs odd stunts, risking its own well being but often the only mates they attract are also similar bleeding and self-mutilating males making the continuation of the AEW line precarious and risky"
