now hold on for a minute gramps, i'll cut my promo my way
anyway i've had several imaginary girlfriends and never had sex with any of them, why do you think that is? it's because they look at the show with me, they see true men and tell me they'd rather have sex with omos, with bobby lashley, even with xavier woods, but they never tell me they'd like to fuck roman reigns
yesterday me and my current imaginary girlfriend tuned up for the show and for once i felt confident so i ask her: alexa, my love, will you have sex with me tonight or would you rather have sex with roman reigns? and she starts taking of her clothes and whispers to my ear: today is the night
i take out my penis and can't help but wonder how big of a loser can roman reigns be? i look at what i've been blessed with, a flaccid penis of one and a half inches that can barely be seen because of my pot belly, and can't help but laugh! there i am, about to lose my virginity to alexa, but i'm unable to get hard because i'm laughing so hard! so my love alexa is taken back, looks disappointed and tells me that maybe we should wait, maybe tonight is not the night? NO! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! i undress her, grap a hold of her penis, give her some magic and forcibly thrust my now erect penis inside her asshole! I'M A MAN NOW! and if roman reigns is the lesser man, why should he hold the titles? WELL HE WONT BE HOLDING THEM FOR LONG BECAUSE COME NEXT SPECIAL EVENT I'LL STRIP HIM OFF HIS TITLES LIKE I STRIPPED CLOTHES OFF MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND AND I WILL VIOLATE HIM LIKE I VIOLATED HER! AH YES SIR!
