"Alright you little Hulkamaniacs! We're here today to see just how much of a Hulkamaniac you truly are, dude! Now, follow what the Hulkster says and don't question it or you might make the Hulkster upset. And you don't wanna know what it's like when the Hulkster's upset, dude!

Now, unbutton your pants and pull them down! Show your love for Hulkamania by showing the Hulkster your little Pastamania Noodle, dude!"