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also, think about this: When shawn michaels sang his theme song, he added a line at the end where he says "eat your heart out, girls...hands off the merchandise"
RIGHT THERE, he's admitting:
>He thinks of his body as merchandise (most likely on long-term rent to vince mcmahon)
>he doesn't want girls touching him
>he wants to make girls jealous of him (probably by sucking more cock than most women ever see)
HBK? more like HBGAY
Shawn Higgenbottom? More like Shawn Dickinbottom.
VINCE MCMAHON? More like Vince Dickinman.