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>be me
>hardcore John Cena fan
>11 years old autistic brother convinces me that wrestling is real and that true fans fight it
>we decide to book our match in FWE (Fan Wrestling Entertaiment). Anon VS Super Stupid
>ring is parents' bed
>first move in the match I punch him in the chin and stun him
>he falls with a scream but still trying to roleplay cause autism
>I hit him with the 5 Knuckle Shuffle
>breaks two teeth and blood everywhere in my arm
>begs me to stop and tries to stand up, staggering
>"you can't see me!!!!!!! you can't see me!!!!"
>AA OUTSIDE OF THE RING POST (bed)
>breaks a rib, loses more teeth and falls on his arm
>go at him
>1... 2... 3...!
>notice he is in pain and go to kitchen to find medicine (I thought aspirins were like RPG potions or whatever)
>get evil look on face while there
>heel turn, bitch
>grab a chair
>get on the door to bathroom
>say I have his medicine
>open it and slam his back with a wooden kitchen chair
>he falls and I do it again
>mother comes desperate and take him to the hospital
>he was never booked for any other good match
And this is how I finally became my idol. Have any stories, /pw/?
>hardcore John Cena fan
>11 years old autistic brother convinces me that wrestling is real and that true fans fight it
>we decide to book our match in FWE (Fan Wrestling Entertaiment). Anon VS Super Stupid
>ring is parents' bed
>first move in the match I punch him in the chin and stun him
>he falls with a scream but still trying to roleplay cause autism
>I hit him with the 5 Knuckle Shuffle
>breaks two teeth and blood everywhere in my arm
>begs me to stop and tries to stand up, staggering
>"you can't see me!!!!!!! you can't see me!!!!"
>AA OUTSIDE OF THE RING POST (bed)
>breaks a rib, loses more teeth and falls on his arm
>go at him
>1... 2... 3...!
>notice he is in pain and go to kitchen to find medicine (I thought aspirins were like RPG potions or whatever)
>get evil look on face while there
>heel turn, bitch
>grab a chair
>get on the door to bathroom
>say I have his medicine
>open it and slam his back with a wooden kitchen chair
>he falls and I do it again
>mother comes desperate and take him to the hospital
>he was never booked for any other good match
And this is how I finally became my idol. Have any stories, /pw/?
