>goes to Japan thinking she's going to be living her Akira Hokuto fantasy
>realizes modern joshi talent can't even take simple DDT without botching
>realizes all the office women and young girls who made up the joshi audience has been replaced with creepy, pedophilliac men who think of the talent as idols and not wrestlers
>has to deal with said fans stalking her
Sasha, you will be forgiven, just come home.
