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> claimed i was going to start a nofap gimmick yesterday
> wake up early for work
> decide to use extra time before i need to get up to fap
> left plastic bag in corner of room
> hear it crinkle, already fucking know what’s going on, that bag crinkle popped me like a glass shatter
> run in by big ass roach
> chicken shit heel has been terrorizing the territory ( my house) for 3 fucking days
> i jump up and turn light on
> curb stomp his ass
> he’s in his back selling, legs wriggling tho, so it’s a two count
> pull out a canister and hit him with raid, he passes out
> sweep him up and dump him in toilet
> don’t have time to fap anymore
> go over in feud and establish new gimmick
