COME ON DOWN TO VINCE'S PIG FARM YEEEEEEHA! We got all the fattest, ugliest, smelliest, most pimple-infested e-piggies right here! When WWE fans finally become so fat and lazy that they can no longer function in society, this is where they end up! The new owners of WWE don't eat pork, but the chinks do, and they pay top dollar for these fuckin losers! Hold on, the e-pigs are gettin out of line.
>*Whip Cracks* *Piggy Squeals*
That's better pal. Remember, you don't tell me what you want, I TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
So whether you're a saudi oil billionaire or a rich jewish entertainment executive, come on down and torture our little piggies today! I've been doing it for years!
