[11 / 3 / 9]
>Shit yourself on television
>Blame WWE to save face
>Lie about having MRSA
>Fuck over Colt Cabana by not paying his legal fees
>Get Colt fired years later
>Seethe when Colt's friend calls you out on your bullshit
>Have a meltdown and trash the EVPs for talking to the dirtsheets even though that didn't happen
>Challenge the Elite to a fight
>Sucker punch a Buck because they didn't want to fight
>Hide behind your psychotic manlet friend while he commits assault with a weapon
>Threaten to sue everyone
>Want to come back after you realize you have no case
>Say you're willing to do business with the Elite to make them look like the bad guys even though you have no intention of ever working with them
>Blame WWE to save face
>Lie about having MRSA
>Fuck over Colt Cabana by not paying his legal fees
>Get Colt fired years later
>Seethe when Colt's friend calls you out on your bullshit
>Have a meltdown and trash the EVPs for talking to the dirtsheets even though that didn't happen
>Challenge the Elite to a fight
>Sucker punch a Buck because they didn't want to fight
>Hide behind your psychotic manlet friend while he commits assault with a weapon
>Threaten to sue everyone
>Want to come back after you realize you have no case
>Say you're willing to do business with the Elite to make them look like the bad guys even though you have no intention of ever working with them
