I'm a sneed man
Yeah I'm a sneed man (Yeah!)

I love to feed 'em
I love to fuck 'em
I love to seed 'em
I love to suck 'em
Love to plant 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to mock 'em
And I'm gonna fuck 'em

'Cause I'm a Sneed Man
Yeah, I'm a Sneed man
Yes I'm a Sneed man (OH!)
I'm a Sneed Man

So many seeds, so little time
Only city slickers, can stop me on the dime
I'm a farmer, of every kind
The best shitposts always sneed up from behind

I'm a sneed man
Yeah; I'm a sneed man
Yes I'm a sneed man (OH!)
I'm a Sneed Man

Gucci loafers,
German cars
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I sneed

Moe walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why city slickers don't walk behind me down the street

'Cause I'm a Sneed Man
Yeah, I'm a Sneed man
Yes I'm a Sneed man (OH!)

I love to feed 'em
I love to fuck 'em
I love to seed 'em
I love to suck 'em
Love to plant 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to mock 'em
And I'm gonna fuck 'em

I'm a sneed man
Yeah; I'm a sneed man
Yes I'm a sneed man (OH!)