/asp/ was worth wasting your life's minutes and hours away.
This place is not.
Why are you still here?
Go.
Leave.
Be a part of life.
Get laid you fuck.
Blowjobs are amazing.
You're wasting the prime years of your life and shitty tranny memes and unironic console wars.
Or arguing with skitzos.
You are not much better.
Sorry the board sucks.
I just haven't had the time to make this place better anymore nor do I care to.
>Shower
>Weights
>Height
>Sex
>Clue
This PSA was brought to you by one of the five Carters, not like most of you even know who that is.