>>9863648HE ASKS ME, WHAT WILL IT TAKE!
WELL LEMMIE TELL YA SOMTHIN' BROTHER! YOU START ACTING JUST A TEENSY WEESNY BIT MORE LIKE A REAL AMERICAN BROTHER, AND YOU JUST MIGHT DRAW IN THE KIND OF FANS THAT I DREW!
WHEN I WAS SELLING OUT THE GARDEN, BROTHER, WHILE YOU WERE PUMPING GAS TO PUT IN YOUR CAR TO GET TO HIGH SCHOOL! I DREW 80,000 HULKAMANIACS A MONTH, ALL SALUTIN' THE AMERICAN FLAG, PRAYING, TAKING THEIR VITAMINS, AND BELIEVING IN THEMSELVES, ALLLLL DONNIN' THE RED AND YELLOW, DUDE!
SO WATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER? ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME WATCH SOME 100 POUND PENCIL NECK DWEEB NAMED JUNGLE BOY OR ADAM COLE, BROTHER, OR ARE YOU GOING TO LAY IT ON THE LINE, AND INJECT SOME REAL HULK TESTOSTERONE INTO THAT GEEKLY LOOKING MINSTREL YOU CALL A SHOW, JACK!