>>9929384First off, brother, I've been in this wrestling business for a long time, and I've seen and done it all. From bodyslamming the 500-pound Andre the Giant to headlining WrestleMania after WrestleMania, I've built a legacy that's as big as my biceps. So, when I speak, you know it's coming from a place of experience, and that's something you can't ignore, man.
Secondly, brother, the Hulkster's got the charisma that can captivate a crowd like no one else. When I step into that ring, and I start dropping those truth bombs, people can't help but listen. I've been inspiring Hulkamaniacs all around the world, and I ain't about to stop now, dude!
Finally, brother, when you're listening to the Hulkster, you're listening to a man who's been through it all. I've faced adversity, I've battled the biggest and baddest dudes in this business, and I've come out on top. So, when I share my wisdom, it's because I've walked the walk and talked the talk, man.
In conclusion, brother, when the Hulkster starts laying down the law, you'd best be quiet and listen to what I gotta say. Because when Hulkamania's runnin' wild, you don't want to miss a single word, dude!