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alright here's the story. I compliment her hair and shoes, tell her I couldn't stand around the party without introducing myself. I flaunt my charisma all night long with high energy, as well as singing and dancing while other people are too chicken shit to express themselves. all the while eye fucking her from across the room. we drink shots together and eventually I ask her to be my partner in beer pong. that's when I casually embrace her midsection multiple times and begin breaking down her shell. I would intentionally miss shots so that she could make them for me. then I win the game for us, and pick her up and twirl her around. then we go out on the balcony, share a cigarette or a weed pen and that's when I make my move. when I take her to back bedroom, I unbutton her jeans with my teeth. the rest....I'm not gonna get into. I think y'all know what you would do to this woman so just imagine that. piston fucking ensues. then I don't call her.
