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Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:18:49 No.9947867 View View Reply Original Report

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>ooh my.. .could it be??... IT IS... ITS BIG BAM... BIG BAM MARGERA IS ON RAW, after all the speculation going on social media, he's here!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:20:27 No.9947886 Report

Quoted By: >>9948195

Big Bam is a dimes look if it's muscle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:21:27 No.9947898 Report

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>>9947867
>KNOXVILLE IS PANICKING J.R!
>AS DAMN WELL HE SHOULD BE, THAT BACKSTABBING SON OF A BITCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:22:18 No.9947904 Report

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Earthrockers would be a 10/10 gimmick and move lots of merch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:22:51 No.9947914 Report

Quoted By: >>9948393 >>9949278

There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.

He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.

He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.

The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.

Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:28:06 No.9947956 Report

Quoted By: >>9948108

>>9947867
Is he actually dead like they say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:36:33 No.9948015 Report

Quoted By: >>9948215 >>9948362

>>9947867
Rate my faction

>Bam Margera
>Drake Bell
>Amanda Bynes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:45:58 No.9948108 Report

Quoted By: >>9948122 >>9948160 >>9948328

>>9947956
According to a court affidavit, Jesse claims he was awoken at 8 am by the sound of Bam banging and kicking on his bedroom door. Upon leaving his room, he found a note that read “If you even f**king think of calling the police on me, I will officially f**k you up,” signed “Bam.”

Jesse told police that he went downstairs later that morning to find Bam urinating in the kitchen sink, at which point things escalated to violence. Bam became aggressive, punching his brother in the head, before fleeing into a nearby wooded area.

Jesse alleges that after the brawl, Bam said, “I’ll kill you. I’ll put a bullet in your head,” and threatened to kill everyone in the house, including his own father, Phil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:47:44 No.9948122 Report

Quoted By: >>9948132

>>9948108
>Bam’s about to be the Benoit of skateboarding

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:49:09 No.9948132 Report

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>>9948122
i hope nothing happens to ape and phil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:51:56 No.9948160 Report

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>>9948108
he's probably doing meth somewhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:52:08 No.9948161 Report

Quoted By: >>9948188

It’s a fucking Bamsquatch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:55:34 No.9948188 Report

Quoted By: >>9948227

>>9948161
#30

Machine Jerk

Machine Jerk Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:56:26 No.9948195 Report

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>>9947886
it's not!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:58:14 No.9948215 Report

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>>9948015
Bynes is a shame she used to be crazy hot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:59:38 No.9948227 Report

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>>9948188

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Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 19:59:46 No.9948228 Report

Quoted By: >>9949318

>>9947867
this dude used to be #2 right behind tony hawk in terms of board sells
what a fall from grace

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:05:53 No.9948278 Report

Quoted By: >>9948301

>>9947867
It's been like 2 days now, how is there no update since he ran into the woods? Was Bam able to run in the same direction long enough to find a road or is he laying dead somewhere under a tree branch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:08:18 No.9948301 Report

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>>9948278
he's probably in the treehouse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:12:02 No.9948317 Report

Quoted By: >>9948336 >>9948353

Vito wouldn't have let it get this far

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:13:16 No.9948328 Report

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>>9948108
>Bam comes out of the woods to confront Phil

>Phil goes over

DIMES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:14:11 No.9948336 Report

Quoted By: >>9948341 >>9948342

>>9948317
Isn’t Vito locked up for being a nonce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:14:44 No.9948341 Report

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>>9948336
He was, but he's long dead now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:14:47 No.9948342 Report

Quoted By: >>9948367

>>9948336
He's dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:15:44 No.9948351 Report

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>>9948301
Even if he could climb his fat ass into a tree that thing ain't gonna hold him. I'll go with my dead under a branch theory then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:15:48 No.9948353 Report

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>>9948317
I saw him at a bar in duluth mn when I was in college. He did like 50 shots and was hitting on all the hot chicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:16:35 No.9948362 Report

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>>9948015
Manager: Artie Lange

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:16:53 No.9948363 Report

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>>9947867
BAM if you are reading this I have a safe house for you at the location. Just come to the meeting place and use the gate code I sent you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:17:30 No.9948367 Report

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>>9948342
Gone to the big nonce house in the sky, or as it’s commonly known ‘catholic heaven’

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:19:52 No.9948386 Report

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RUN BAM RUN
THE SUN WILL BE GUIDING YOU
RUN BAM RUN
THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:20:32 No.9948393 Report

Quoted By: >>9948414 >>9948445

>>9947914
Why the fuck do you care so much about this whiteoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:23:14 No.9948414 Report

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>>9948393
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like “thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?” and “fucking fag I bet you can’t wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot”. I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. “Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy” he’d say “I cant even feel your limpdick bitch.” I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike’s boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. “The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?” He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. “Fucking fag” he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less

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Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:26:40 No.9948445 Report

Quoted By: >>9948496 >>9948663 >>9949237 >>9949323

>>9948393
he's one of the guys Mike V beat up in that video
https://streamable.com/9x3v95

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:31:53 No.9948495 Report

Quoted By: >>9949334

>>9947867
Bam Margera shoot fucked my cousin when she was 17. This was around the time the first Jackass came out. She still talks about how cool it was when she gets drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:32:06 No.9948496 Report

Quoted By: >>9948551 >>9948973

>>9948445
Why were all DMX’s songs about fucking other dudes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:32:14 No.9948498 Report

Quoted By: >>9948506

>>9947867
RIP Bam I miss you brother - HH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:33:07 No.9948506 Report

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>>9948498
Based if the Hulkster retweets this tweet when he does pass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:33:20 No.9948508 Report

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>>9947867
Let me weep you this poem as heaven's gates close
Paint you my soul scarred and alone
Waiting for your kiss to take me back home

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:38:14 No.9948551 Report

Quoted By: >>9948579

>>9948496
what do you mean? DMX doesn't show love to homo thugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:40:52 No.9948579 Report

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>>9948551
if you squash the beef he aint touching your hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:41:52 No.9948592 Report

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>>9947867
Bam morphing into his father is the ultimate karma

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:46:35 No.9948642 Report

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>>9947867
By god this man has a family...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:48:31 No.9948663 Report

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>>9948445
lmao its just such a random literal who to hate. i havent even heard the name mike vallely in like 20 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 20:50:15 No.9948684 Report

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I sometimes wondered if Phil was Bam's biological father with how different they looked.

Now it's fucking uncanny, the wall was merciless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 21:13:36 No.9948973 Report

Quoted By: >>9949146

>>9948496
One is his most popular songs is about mot liking gay people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 21:28:45 No.9949146 Report

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>>9948973
I get that but he has a lot of lyrics about jail house rape and stuff. Pretty gay bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 21:36:26 No.9949237 Report

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>>9948445
nig tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 21:41:22 No.9949278 Report

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>>9947914
Mike Vallely was based. Always played as him in Tony Hawks. Did he beat you up or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 21:42:24 No.9949291 Report

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this faggot should just off himself already

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 21:45:18 No.9949318 Report

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>>9948228
When I was a teenager all the girls thought he was hot and all the guys thought he was cool. It's sad really how his life went.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 21:46:11 No.9949323 Report

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>>9948445
Kek gotta love based Mike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Apr 2023 21:47:25 No.9949334 Report

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>>9948495
Is she hot?

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