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>>9958818 Skelly Skelly (c)/Ash Romero vs Kuro Noire and Violet Beauregard (No Not That One) (c)
La Hija de Mighty MILF vs Rowdy Rory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy2NLf4xWI4 Bishojou at the Beach BEGINS!
CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE:
>Preshow: 1. Minnie Moo vs. Nefertiti
2. Rory vs La Hija
3. Multi-Waifu Falls Count Anywhere Elimination Showcase Match (COMING UP NEXT)
>Day One: 4. Sola Fire vs. Cassie Kade
5. Gothfus (Strapz, Black Winter & Zunigoth) vs. Kumome Kumome, Princess Knight & Lillith (Six-Waifu Tag for Raging Red's shackles key)
6. Cactus Jane (c) vs Robyn McDaid (Hardcore match for the WWA Hardcore Championship)
>Day Two: 7. Surfer Girl (w/ Wild Emerald) vs. Duna Sands (Winner will earn the title of Queen of the Beach)
8. N.A.T.O. (Hailey Brittania & Miss USA) vs. Warhorse (C.A.M.O. & Mare Equine) (Tag Team [From] Hell in a Cell Match)
9. Violet Beauregarde (c) vs. Ash Romero (WWA Intercontinental Championship)
>Day Three: 10. Corn Girl (w/ Sapphire) vs. Steeli Yastuffi (Rookie Cup Final)
11. The Divine Angels (Priscilla Divine, Nikki Kade, Sapphire & Amy Flame) vs. Team Hope (Holly Hope-Again, Shogun Aina, Onigiri & TBD) (Eight-Waifu Elimination Tag Team)
12. Skelly Skelly (c) vs. Kuro Noire (WWA World Championship)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Hello waifumaniacs. Do not fret your beautiful heads, I'll have all the match time/elimination order stuff as per usual once it happens.
MManon
Currently not taking CAW or match requests.
Anonymous
Roryanon
>>9968405 Rory rolls out of the ring and walks to the timekeeper. The commentators fail to stop her, as she takes the ringbell and returns with it in the ring. La Hira is still celebrating as Rory sneaks behind her to hit her with the bell but the referee is trying to stop her. Rory then hits the ref with the bell, his head busted wide open. She keeps hitting him until a huge group of securities arrives to break it up. They struggle to hold her down but they can do it with much effort, handcuffing her and send her backstage. The announcer got a messages from the officials and declares Rory being susbended and arrested for multiple assault on workers and fellow wrestlers. They pulled Rory to the parkinglot, still screaming and kicking. In the end they shoved her into a police car that takes her with it. No specific timeline have been given, for how long Rory will spend her time in prison but if things are getting fine, she may return sooner.
Anonymous
>>9969121 I appreciate that you have made this into a story. If you ever want to ask questions here, please do. I know it can be frustrating, but we want you to have fun.
Anonymous
>>9969010 Was la musica de La Hija in the game already? It was catchy af.
MManon
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>>9969168 Eyup, it's in the game.
Anonymous
>>9969150 Or he can just fuck off with his selfmarkery that people like you coddled and excused up until this point
Anonymous
>>9969121 I hope you're not permanently writing Rory out with this.
MManon
Anonymous
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>>9969200 Didn't read as permanent at all, just sounds like a break, which seems like a good idea.
Anonymous
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>>9969209 Uhh Surfer Girl, you've got a little...
Anonymous
>>9969190 Bro, it's called a second chance.
Anonymous
>>9969251 Yeah second chance for the guy who just rehashed the same le bad ass tough girl shtick that she does everytime she loses surely things will be different next time
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9969279 Okay man keep rewarding babies throwing tantrums
Anonymous
>>9969290 >rewarded with a loss Anonymous
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>>9969295 You are fucking retarded so I'm done speaking to you. If he truly wanted a second chance (the reward) then he should've apologized for being a selfmark a for accusing MManon of fixing the match.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I was just looking at my own waifu's scores, and let me tell you, the best record I have right now is 6-2. Combined, my waifus have a record of 22-28-1.
Anonymous
>>9969386 While I like having a reference to waifu's past matches I do wonder if having the match histories is a mistake since some people will get overly fixated on it
Anonymous
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>Cactus Jane prepares for her match with Robyn McDaid by having a nap on splintered pallets and rusty nails.
Anonymous
>>9969401 I find it useful for storyline purposes.
Anonymous
>>9969401 When the concept of jobber matches were floated, I was a strong proponent of not including them on the Match History tabs, and not even uploading them to Youtube. My intention of the OG three nobody jobbers was that they were just to see a CAW in action after a moveset change or attire update. That might be something we can all work out after this event.
Anonymous
>>9969415 I'm not a huge fan of the "local jobber" matches. Just squash Lightning Nika like the rest of us
Anonymous
>>9969412 Same, I like having that reference there
>>9969415 I don't think it matters since we don't use win/loss records to decide anything and never should. They're just there for individuals and anyone else interested to keep track of the matches a character has had.
Anonymous
>>9969423 >They're just there for individuals and anyone else interested to keep track of the matches a character has had. Pretty much this. This is 4chan, we will have stat autists
Anonymous
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>>9969423 I agree with you overall, but a character ending up with a winning record over non-local jobbers should be worth considering in storyline. To use my own example, Sheila is currently on a 3 match run (or 5-1 in singles competition) and I hope to use that record to get her something going. Of course that won't mean that //nobody else can do whatever Sheila wants to do//, but I hope you get what I mean.
>>9969432 hello, it's me. I'm the autist.
Sapphireanon
>>9969415 Since Wins and Losses don't matter, it's more for referencing previous things that happened. Jobbers should be included because there's still always a chance that a Jobber doesn't job and pulls out a win.
>>9969421 Oh Sapphire and Nika squish each other plenty... OH, you said squash, nevermind, carry on.
ribbit
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>>9969421 Yeah, pretty much this.
But if people like jobber matches then do it up.
Anonymous
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>>9969453 >there's still always a chance that a Jobber doesn't job and pulls out a win. kek Jen Eddie made Nikki hit her finisher three times to beat her, and Sue Plex went 7 minutes with Cassie and had her an RNG roll on whether the ref saw her grab the ropes or not away from losing. Someone's definitely going to lose to one of those jobbers eventually.
MManon
Update:
ribbit
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>>9969453 We have those already
Riley, kinoko, mamma mia, minnie moo, nika, curry girl.
I think red hands was supposed to be one.
Anonymous
Just to cover my own ass one final time, the OG nobody jobbers were never meant to be big overused things. I consider them pretty much retired now.
Sapphireanon
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>>9969485 I support #TeamMacAndCheese.
(Please don't make me render any Sapphire with Mac & Cheese for another food based feud though...)
Anonymous
>>9965352 "So Robyn, what do you think? Your first piece of WWA merch, all thanks to that catchphrase we gave you."
>D-did you have to use such a lewd photo of me? I didn't even realise that photo came out l-like that, it looks almost like something from L-lonelyfans. And why does it look like a lazy guy just dragged and dropped the photo onto the shirt in an image editor? "Relax kid, you're one of our fastest rising newcomers with the young adult male demo and this is exactly what they want to see. Now look at the camera and say the line, we need something for adverts.
>I d-don't think I want this to be sold, it's too l-lewd. And I h-honestly don't remember posing like that, d-did someone edit this? "You've got nearly half a million dollars in debt kid, and if the company wants to sell a shirt of their #1 contender to the Hardcore Title, who are you to stand in their way? You should be happy, you'll get a lot of money from this."
>F-Fine. *cameras start rolling.
"And action."
>H-hi. I'm Robyn McDaid, and I'm always ready for fast, rough HARDCORE action! So watch me compete for the Hardcore Title this S-Saturday at Bishoujo at the Beach against Cactus Jane, and make sure you b-buy my new shirt out now on WWAshop.com to show your support! "Alright that's perfect. Now how about we do another one where you're in the bikini and holding the shirt?
>... flAMY
>>9967263 >on the kitchen counter sits a large gift wrapped box with a tag taped to the top which simply reads "Amy", it looks like it might be heavy [Internally] "A present? For me?
>she removes the lid and reaches inside and gasps as she pulls out two new pairs of wrestling boots, two new pairs of shorts, a pair of kneepads, an elbow pad, two tops and two ring jackets, all Divine Angel branded "T...this is incredible... who could've done this?"
>Amy hoped the culprit would leap out to surprise her but nobody did, she rummages around in the box hoping to find some kind of clue of who to thank for this but found nothing [Internally] Nikki? Sapphire? ...Priscilla?
>Amy slips on the jacket and is stunned to find that it fits perfectly, whoever did this knew her proportions better than she did, Amy admires herself in the mirror and can't help but smile "Incredible!"
>she carefully places her new attire in her travel bag and heads out to the van, the destination; the beach Anonymous
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>>9969595 >And why does it look like a lazy guy just dragged and dropped the photo onto the shirt in an image editor? Kek
Sapphireanon
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>>9969595 >And why does it look like a lazy guy just dragged and dropped the photo onto the shirt in an image editor? KEK!
Skellyanon
Anonymous
>>9969498 Also to cover my own arse, I wasn't involved in any of the discussion that carried over into this thread. Said my piece, respect the opinions of those who disagree. Simple as.
Happy to move forward into the premium summer event of the number one waifu wrestling fed on Earth. At least after I sleep. Night lads
t. Hollyanon
Skellyanon
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>>9969692 Good night my star
Sapphireanon
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>>9969692 G'night Hollyanon!
Anonymous
>>9969632 >whoever did this knew her proportions better than she did What a good friend that Sapphire is.
Anonymous
>>9969632 Amy looks dimes there
Anonymous
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>>9969799 Now she's drinking the water in Priscilla's mansion she's gonna have huge tits by this time next week
Sapphireanon
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>>9969799 >Dimes, are you shitting me? She's a Divine Angel, we never look less than a billion dollars! Anonymous
>>9969632 >>9969767 >>9969799 I don't comment as much as I should but Sapphire rebuilding Amy's confidence and Amy finding her first real friend is so damned wholesome. Please keep this going.
Anonymous
>>9969872 >is so damned wholesome Skellyanon
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>>9969872 >>9969891 Cute and wholesome Winter Girl rolling in her grave
(Please come back)
Anonymous
>>9969891 I don't look at the porn I just like their friendship.
Anonymous
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>>9969932 Get over yourself
Anonymous
Excited to see who shows up in the Showcase. I'm hoping for Pizza Girl, Punk Elf, or Milfy herself.
MManon
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8 Waifu Showcase match in 1.5 hours.
Anonymous
>>9970042 >I'm hoping for Pizza Girl, Punk Elf, or Milfy herself. based OG appreciator
Anonymous
>>9969872 >first real friend Skelly and Frogbros we've been retconned
Anonymous
>>9970128 It's amazing to me that in my brain there is this "entire history of the WWA" despite this entire company only being some three months old.
Anonymous
>>9970148 You should see some of the wiki pages
Anonymous
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>>9970137 >smelly skelly and suck up frog confirmed in-canon bad friends Hollychads and Omegoons, we've been vindicated
Anonymous
>>9970148 for real
I have been here a long time but I'm still really just Generation 1.5. Too late to be as OG as those gals, too early for a yellow jacket
what a ride, Waifus Collide feels so long ago
t. haileyanon
Anonymous
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>>9970156 Believe me, I have. I scour them for promo material. I can't do that sort of stuff myself, but I admire those that can.
Skellyanon
>>9970171 You and I were both here like 4 days after the first thread I believe, I'd say that's pretty OG brother
Anonymous
>>9970181 I was the OP of the second thread. Feels like a lifetime ago.
Anonymous
>>9970171 "Gen 1.5" you may be, but Hailey and Missy are two of the real movers and shakers of getting this into a viable e-fed.
Anonymous
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I wish I'd joined in at the very beginning but I honestly didn't believe /pw/ would've permitted it to last.
Anonymous
>>9970171 >tfw Ash is old enough to be OG-tier (Second Thread), or at least on the cusp, but everyone forgot for a while. Not that I minded, but it was nice to get an opportunity this last PWE cycle to cement that she wasn't a rookie, but just someone who really cared about them.
Anonymous
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>>9970171 >>9970191 I was in the very first thread but my girl is second generation because I just rendered random stuff with other anons in that first thread then got bored and left, only to not discover until a month later that it turned into an E-fed
MManon
>>9970171 Homeslice, I only arrived AFTER the feud between Hailey and USA.
Anonymous
>>9970181 >You and I were both here like 4 days after the first thread (Verily) true. Though I didn't know it was so soon after the first thread, I figured the Waifumania threads were going on for a few weeks at that point
>>9970206 This shit grew out of those shitposts and I love it. Can't wait until Missy finds more free time
>>9970232 I shoot forgot until Ash's "I'm an OG!" video promo
t. haileyanon
Skellyanon
>>9970245 I think Skelly immediately invited Mighty Mommy to the GA, right? She really needed a mother figure
Anonymous
>>9970258 To be fair, she didn't have any character up until that point.
Hell, I think this promo cycle has really given her a lot more. I always liked Ash conceptually, of course, but now I think she's a damn fine character.
Then again, I play her, so I should hope so.
MManon
Anonymous
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>>9970258 We need more insemination matches
Anonymous
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>>9970245 kek
Mighty Milf and Surfer Girl are such perfect WWA gimmicks that it seems like you were always there
t. haileyanon
Anonymous
I struggled too much on keeping track of who everyone was at first. It wasn't until we started cutting promos on each other (and some people started using proper filenames) that it clicked in my head.
Anonymous
>>9970303 >To be fair, she didn't have any character up until that point. 100% this, I always thought of Ash as a vanilla shitter until the last few weeks to be perfectly honest. Now I really like her.
Sapphireanon
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>>9970356 I believe the very first WWA thread I saw had a few post at the top of the thread from Kelly Omega and Cactus Jane, and my initial thought was "Great, some guys jerking it to genderbent wrestlers." before moving on. Then I forgot about it (since I only ever visited /pw/ once in a blue moon) then stumbled upon the threads later and joined in.
Skellyanon
>>9970356 We had no regularly simmed matches at first so it was mostly a lot of experimenting with the generator
Remember when we were all trying to gen belts?
First it was The Queen (hence why she presented the belt to Punk Elf after the first tournament), then Maddie (first IC champ) then Skelly with the skull belt (first Hardcore champ)
Still can't get good belt gens by the way, I still try sometimes
Anonymous
>>9970420 I wasn't trying to gen belts but one day the AI randomly did this, and I felt like if I tinkered with the settings and prompts a bit I could probably turn it into two belts but never bothered.
Sapphireanon
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>>9970435 Cassie's bust so big she needs 2 belts to contain those puppies.
Skellyanon
>>9970435 I have one where Skelly holds two golden skulls pretty much like in your pic
I tried to play with the seed but never got anything good out of it
NicoAnon
>perfect day for some ice cream
Anonymous
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>>9970381 >I always thought of Ash as a vanilla shitter Ouch. Well, she was kind of meant to somewhat parody smarkbait. She DOES heavily make use of Nakamura's moveset and (until a recent moveset change) had plenty of flips.
That's the thing with e-feds and RPs. The best part of all this is you can make a character better bit by bit. Anyone who starts with their peak, finalized version of their character will really struggle to keep them compelling.
I think that's why e-feds in particular are neat, because real wrestlers also have to do that.
Anonymous
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>>9970549 >something about milk Anonymous
>>9970549 AVA IN A BIKINI PLS
NicoAnon
>>9970595 I'll do it when the generator's less busy but it'll be 100% non-canon
RRanon
>>9970549 What's the tax on that ice cream looking like?
Anonymous
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>>9970609 based Ava is low key sexy
Including the CAW
Anonymous
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>>9969121 Keep your chin up, Rory. Don’t let losses or trolls get to you.
NicoAnon
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>>9970678 it's at a WWA event so write it off as a business expense
Sapphireanon
>>9970451 >>9970435 I present something you'll never see in the /WWA/: Sapphire wearing a championship belt
Anonymous
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>>9970742 It's long overdue that we got some combination of DA in a dedicated tag team and Sapphire could easily be one half of that and potentially become a tag champ.
Skellyanon
>>9970742 You call that a Champ belt Sapphire?! Way too small, not enough Gold!
Anonymous
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>>9970776 >The Non-Smoking Skull Belt Skellyanon
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>>9970776 In retrospect, the skull belt is kinda wonky
Sapphireanon
>>9970776 *Sapphire rips the plate off your title belt*
>This enough gold for ya, champ? (Non canon, BTW)
Skellyanon
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>>9970792 >Sapphire's ready for her shift as a waitress Anonymous
The other day we were talking about what our next event should be and that led to a lot of discussion on what our version of the G1 should be like.
Skellyanon
>>9970817 Ashbro had a cool idea to replace the G1 event
Anonymous
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>>9970817 IIRC, multi-man ladder matches with AI are fucking SLOGS in 2K
MManon
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10/12 matches have been pre-recorded now. Just the semi-main elimination tag match and the main event remaining.
Anonymous
>>9970834 Yeah, and it'd be unique to us unless someone saw my posts in the occasional "come up with a new gimmick" thread and stole the idea. I'll pitch it now, then.
>Survivor's Guilt or Guilty Grand Prix (GGP) >(Optional) Qualifying Stage: 16 wrestlers are randomly assigned to a singles match. 8 winning fighters move on, qualified. >Stage 1: Those 8 wrestlers are randomly assigned to teams of four. A 4v4 elimination tag match occurs. >Stage 2: Winning team is then split up again, randomized, into two tag teams. A standard tag team bout follows. >Finals: The winning tag team now faces one another in a singles match for the #1 contendership, having spent time bonding and working with their opponent. Anonymous
>>9970901 Bonus salt-in-the-wounds layout.
>No qualifying. But have it be two blocks. >Stage four has the finalist tag team of each block face off. >Final stage is the same. It'll still be easier to sim than a full round robin.
Anonymous
>>9970901 This sounds awesome and I think it should be done but not as a G1 replacement but as its own thing. I'd still like to see a g1 type event at some point in the (distant?) future.
Anonymous
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>>9970925 >Stage four. Stage three*
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Match
Llllladies and gentlemen, it's time for the second match in our Bishojou at the Beach Pre-Show!
8 Waifus enter. Only one will be victorious. The contestants have not been made publically, so it's going to be as much as a surprise for us as for you as who is going to be in this contest of strength and wills!
Friendly reminder that heatstroke is no laughing matter, so be sure to wear a hat if you're sitting in those sun soaked bleachers!
https://youtu.be/qF7H6WawZf4 Anonymous
>>9971029 The video is still on private
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Match
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>>9971044 Should be good now, I was a bit early on the trigger
Skellyanon
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>>9971044 Should be good now
Anonymous
Posted to Tweetstagram by @CasKade>Light training at the beach today before the Wayne Parker fundraiser tonight at Club Xtacy and my match tomorrow at #BATB. >Look at me, Sola. This body is a work of art and it's not just for show. I am a complete athlete with the mind of a hunter, and when we come face to face at #BATB you'll be nothing but prey. >And remember to tuck your head when I powerbomb you again hun.
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Match
>>9971029 With this match now released, La Hija V Rory is now a spoiler free territory.
The next match will be Minnie V Nefertiti in 5 hours and 45 minutes.
RH
>>9968968 Sorry got work, did I miss anything?
Sapphireanon
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>>9971168 >With this match now released, La Hija V Rory is now a spoiler free territory. I mean, we kinda already had it spoiled shortly after it released anyway.
Anonymous
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I don’t think the dimes sensing koala rates my waifu, brothers :(
NicoAnon
>>9970595 here's your (non-canon) Ava bikini pic
Anonymous
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>>9971485 >Alright, you've stared long enahff. Ve made a deal, I get to hit you in ze balls vith zis lighttube now. Anonymous
RRanon
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>>9971485 Love this Norwegian ghoul brothers
Anonymous
>>9971189 >Having watch most of the event currently from a distance > There must be more fire soon flAMY
Anonymous
holy shit this is the faggiest thing ive ever seen
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9971896 >Sees a bunch of half naked women >"hah fags" What did he mean by this?
Anonymous
flAMY
Anonymous
>>9971151 >be Kade sister >try to make money off of misfortune at every turn (this is the most heelish instance yet since she actually killed the guy) Why are they like this?
Anonymous
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>>9972150 Gingers are soulless
Anonymous
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>>9970901 This sounds incredibly fun and so far as I know we have don’t have a plan for our next world title holder. We should do this in the run up to Onsen.
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Match
Anonymous
>>9971721 Sightings of M. Alice at BATB have caused the STFD to dispatch several firefighters to the venue just in case.
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator Fri 28 Apr 2023 18:34:16 No. 9972508 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>9971029 Incredible match, incredible finish. Star making performance from [spoiler:lit].
Anonymous
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>>9972499 > Many there be more fires to cleanse this new town a create a new era >>9972493 > All smiles Anonymous
>>9971029 Good lord, how many headbutts from
was that? Skellyanon
>>9972726 Agreed + THAT first elimination, brothers...
Anonymous
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>>9972824 I counted 30, but that was only after I started making an effort to keep track kek
Anonymous
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>>9972836 Not [spoilers]'s anon, but I'm a big fan and that elimination broke my heart to pieces.
Nearly gave up on the whole thing after that.
I'm glad I stuck around though because the rest of the match was fantastic.
Anonymous
>>9972499 Could you please post the prompts for this character?
Anonymous
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>>9973078 (dark skin), (shiny skin), ((firefighter coat)), (firefighter helmet), ((red bikini)), (orange hair), (short hair), ponytail, (green eyes), ((athletic)), ((petite))
She was supposed to have darker skin, but (black skin) and ((dark skin)) gave her patches of neon green skin for whatever reason.
She's just a firefighter so feel free to do whatever you need to do with her; she's everyone's girl.
I guess you could turn her into a wrestlefu if you wanted.
Anonymous
*Pizzoad jingle plays*>私はピザに興味がない >悲しいことに、私は契約上、このピザを支持する義務があります >私は一口食べてみましたが、それは私を惨めにしました >チーズがすっぱかった >肉の味が腐る >友達に下痢をさせた >肛門はまだ回復していない >それ以外は食べてください
Anonymous
>>9973300 Is this Shoujo Q?
Anonymous
>>9973390 Yeah. I think Pink Otoki is the only jobber I haven't gotten around to yet. I originally used jobbers because I figured we could do whatever we wanted to with them, but using enhancement talent to sell cheap, shitty pizza makes sense kek. I'd love to see other waifus endorse a product or a restaurant. Hell, I'd love to see some more commercials for or against Pizzoad if anyone else is interested in doing them. Seeing Hailey jump in to defend Pizza Princess's honour has been a real treat.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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1. bloodguilt
Onianon
>It won't be long till we get to witness Corn Girl buckle under the weight of a big match and fail Riceaholics! >And THEN! We'll get to see Sapphire also lose! >As the Empress of Rice, it feels good to be on the side of the perfect grain!
RRanon
Bedtime for me. Just a reminder to anons that I will not be around pretty much all day tomorrow, though if I have the chance, I will try and do a post following the Gothfus vs. Team Save Red match from my phone.
Anonymous
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>Castually steals your heart and your wallet.
Anonymous
>>9973836 >...I don't think we're just "witnessing" Sapphire lose, Onigiri-san. We're making it happen. >On that note, I think the Rookie Cup finals will show that the Divine Angels ruin anything they touch! >Yastuffi-san, I'm still a little frustrated about you eliminating me in the Battle Royale during Showdown at Spaghetti Town, but in solidarity with my friend, I (begrudgingly.) wish you the best of luck! >Sapphire...I'm just realizing how wonderful the opportunity to fight you all at Bishojou at the Beach truly is. >A rematch with Hope-Again-san in my corner? A truly beautiful tag performance from the soon-to-be finest Japanese wrestlers in the WWA, courtesy of the Stellar Stars? >Who knows if we'll even need a fourth fighter... *wink* >Were I not filled with righteous anger, I'd almost say this upcoming match would be "fun." Shogun draws out a hand fan and covers her mouth with it.
>I look forward to showcasing the difference between the synergy of willing allies and the barked commands that mindless slaves must follow to get their treats. Skellyanon
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>>9973987 Have a good night brother and good luck at work tomorrow
Anonymous
[Sad News]
Anonymous
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WOLFIE IS A MOD! BITCHTITS IS THE SAME GUY TOO!
Onianon
>>9974127 >Ha! Look at this girl showing up thinking she's part of the show >Where's the Michaels of you lot, Kid Curry? >Cause at the end of the day 'Crying Masala', you're just the Jannetty of the family >Are you gonna run home crying? Onianon
>>9974019 >That's true Shogun, Sapphire could never beat us. >After all just look at her manager record! >She just got lucky one time >While we trained all Sapphire, Nikki and Amy cared about was which dildo fit best! >Tho I did hear a loud noise while I was napping earlier... what was that? flAMY
>>9973836 >>9974019 >the level of disrespect you two mercenaries have shown my dear friend Sapphire is too much for me to stomach, I expected this kind of thing from the rice girl but honestly I expected more from you Samurai Skellyanon
>>9974326 >Ricchan.. >Someone threw a grenade at the villa. >Nothing unusual in Spaghetti Town, right? >>9974330 >... MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Match
Lllladies and gentlemen, it's time for your our 3rd and final pre-show match for the event. We've already had winners and we've had losers.
Nefertiti and Minnie have had quite the rivalry over the last few weeks, with Minnie even getting the upset victory over the powerful hunter.
Will lightning strike twice or will Nefertiti be able to mount Minnie's head over her fireplace once and for all?
Let's head down to the ring and find out!
https://youtu.be/MiipD7sAZ1Y Onianon
>>9974372 >A grenade?! How did I sleep through this! >>9974330 >You leave my Samurai friend alone you! >Just cause you hang around Sapphire doesn't mean you're friends with her >HELL she managers Corn girl who isn't one of you sex pests! >How do you know she's not just in it for the money and fame! Bleeding you dry! Anonymous
>>9974440 Why does Minnie Moo never has a more friendlier lucky going music instead of a, "Here comes the big scary monster" entrance them? Just curious.
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator Fri 28 Apr 2023 22:07:56 No. 9974502 Report Quoted By:
>>9974471 Never got around to it. The headcanon is that she's got the Wii shopping theme.
https://youtu.be/_xc7tNbjnHM Skellyanon
Anonymous
>>9974330 >Oh, I am TRULY sorry to have offended the delicate sensibilities of Divine Angels member Amy Flame. >I'll note that apparently jumping WWA Dojo members members, torturing them, and possibly ATTEMPTS ON THEIR LIVES are alright, but mocking the followers of Priscilla Divine is where the line is crossed. >Come now, Flame-san. I know you're made of tougher stuff than that. >...then again, you're picking an excellent time to have your heart soften. >What was it you were saying? "Stay home?" It never hurts to take one's own advice if you aren't able to handle our passion. >>9974445 Shogun considers the words during their coffee date. Could Sapphire really be encouraging someone with no benefit? ...no. There was no way.
>Indeed...just like Priscilla Divine is rumored to be doing with the WWA Dojo? >The only thing I respect about Sapphire is that she can kick very high. Too bad it won't save her when she needs to kick out. >She'll have my respect when she gets on her knees and apologizes for what she's done. The rest of the Angels, too. Anonymous
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>>9974330 >(She's being unironic, too.) Skellyanon
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>>9974440 Superplex from [spoilers], kino ending
flAMY
>>9974445 >Bleeding ME dry? Sapphire was kind enough to share $30k of her Lonelyfans money with me, even though spending time with her was all the payment I needed. She was there for me when everyone else abandoned me and she's been a true friend to ever since. If I'd been allowed to compete in the Rookie Cup there's no doubt in my mind that Sapphire would've managed me to victory because that's the kind of person she is. You people could never possibly understand. >>9974372 >I heard about the explosion at your place. It's not fun when someone attacks your home, is it? Nobody sympathised with us when a certain group attacked Priscilla's mansion so I have absolutely no sympathy for you or your crew. >>9974563 >frankly I don't care what happens to the dojo, it's not my problem, in fact I gave Priscilla a little tip that may have made the deal a little bit more profitable for her. Let her bleed the place dry. I just hope Romero sold all those wonderful cars for nothing. Anonymous
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That multi-waifu match was nuts, but Riley got screwed. I was shoot mad.
Skellyanon
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>>9974760 >Skelly didn't ask. Anonymous
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>>9974760 >frankly I don't care what happens to the dojo oh that hurts.
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator Fri 28 Apr 2023 22:39:40 No. 9974818 Report Quoted By:
>>9974440 With this match now uploaded, the 8 Waifu showcase match is now spoiler free territory.
The next match will be Sola Fire V Cassie Kade in 12 hours.
Anonymous
>>9974440 Nef anon here: still not sure why this match happened. No strong thoughts on the match itself or the finish.
ribbit
>>9974760 >Amy, no one abaddon you, Amy just leave people she say she care about when thing get tough. >Croakie feel bad for, not finding place to belong, feeling left out. >But that first armband Croakie give wasn't just silly birthday gift, it was symbol of forever friendship. >Just like Croakie still wear these suspenders. >Croakie know Amy well enough, she still have those gifts, armband and suspenders, don't she? >Amy say she finally find place to belong. >Only hope that when thing get bad after your team lose, they support still. >Croakie only want her friend to be happy, no matter where path take her. >Just not force self to do thing that not you for to belong. >ribbit Anonymous
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I've updated the wiki page with the Showcase Match stats.
Anonymous
>I just woke up and looked at the computer and the computer said that Amy said "Fuck Onigiri, Fuck Skelly, and Fuck Romero" >And I'm like "What she say fuck me for?" >Violet fucked up your fake girlfriend, Nikki, and retained her belt. Say fuck THAT bitch!
flAMY
>>9974957 >thanks for the insight, [FIRETURD] Anonymous
>>9975044 >... >Nice haircut. Anonymous
>>9974283 Onigiri mischievously splashes water on Masala, but Masala doesn’t take kindly to the playful gesture.
>splashing us now, are we? >well I suppose it’s the only way someone like YOU could ever get anyone else wet >why don’t you do us all a favour and go bury yourself in the sand >save the Angels the trouble of having to bury you tomorrow Anonymous
>>9971029 *Random splash over the turnbuckle onto nothing*
*Refusing to submit but then just laying down for the pin and walking away afterwards*
>All according to my plan Anonymous
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>>9975077 It was a bold strategy.
flAMY
>>9975058 >Nice jacket. Priscilla's getting a sizeable cut of those replica sales so please continue wearing it wherever you go. ribbit
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>>9975077 That dive wasn't about hurting anyone, it was about sending a message that time and space are but mere trifles in the galaxy of COSMIC GIRL.
Anonymous
>>9971029 >Ow ow ow ow ow >Did I do good? >H-huh, you guys arrested a wrestler? B-but I wasn't even there, I was preparing for the match... >I don't want to eat pizza ever again... MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator Fri 28 Apr 2023 23:18:05 No. 9975192 Report I'm heading off to bed friends, have a good one. Day 1 when I wake up:
Anonymous
>>9975149 >Yeah, sure. >For now. >Now, piss off, squirrel. >I have to do what your girlfriend couldn't. >That may sound like an invitation to make some quip, but I meant "win some gold". Just felt like clearing that up. Skellyanon
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>>9975192 Good night, sleep well
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator Fri 28 Apr 2023 23:20:24 No. 9975219 Report >>9975192 Small spoiler for the tag match. It broke the record for the longest match in WWA history so far.
flAMY
>>9975199 >can't wait to see you not defend it like everyone else who's held that worthless trinket Anonymous
>>9975219 If you haven't recorded the 4v4, I can almost guarantee it will be longer.
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator
MManon - Bishojou at the Beach Simulator Fri 28 Apr 2023 23:26:27 No. 9975294 Report Quoted By:
>>9975272 It's the one match on the card I haven't recorded yet.
Anonymous
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>>9975149 >selling yellow jackets I could look past the torture, the murder, and even the sexual slavery, but that’s really a bridge too far. Some things are sacred.
WHAnon
>>9975171 You did a fine job Police Girl.
Whole match was fun and I couldn't be happier for the final two/winner
Anonymous
>>9975329 >Thank you citizen! >To protect and serve is my dream! And if that means doing my best against dastardly criminals in the ring, then count on me and Constable Porkchop! ribbit
>Here at Pizzoad we only use the most freshest of secondhand ingredients. >It better than eating bugs! >Now with our new "oven better at home" menu, many persons can take a raw pizza home and cook there. >Illegible for purchase with food stamps! >Just make sure pizza is fully cooked to prevent... >...salmon melons. >Pizzoad Pizza, "It better than eating bugs!" >... >Can someone get Croakie some bugs to get this yucky taste out of mouth?
Anonymous
>>9975260 Ash pauses for a moment. No. For once, she'll play ball. She turns around and looks over at Amy. Instead of a glare, her lips curl into a grin.
>Come on, now. You know me. >You should. You're a fan! Don't kid yourself, Matchstick. You're *fortunate* to be standing on *this* side of the barricade and not out there. >So you should know. >I fight for the hell of it, because I love it. >I fight for no reason and now. >Now I have reasons. She takes a step forward.
>But you? You don't. >Ah- Nope. You don't. >You know how I know? >Because... If you did. >It *might've* been you, fighting for that "trinket" tonight- Not me. >... >And deep down, you know that. She pauses and clicks her tongue, looking around.
>I don't know what the hell your problem is. But delusions. The shit you *make up* about me. >They'll never stop the things I *know* about you from hurting. ...
>Good luck. Ash walks past, down the hall. No shoulder bump. She actually makes an effort to, politely, lean to avoid contact.
Anonymous
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>>9975368 We need Constable Porkchop vs DOG in a WeeLC match.
Anonymous
>>9973507 >Yeah. I think Pink Otoki is the only jobber I haven't gotten around to yet. Good, don't make Pink Otoki. The fed shouldn't acknowledge literal trannies. Tranny characters should be the only thing we gatekeep.
Anonymous
>>9975456 I have never even heard of Pink Otoki.
flAMY
>>9974892 >I... >>9975392 >Sis, you're slumming in on the undercard chasing the b-belt while my crew and I are the semi main. I'll admit you beat me fair and square but in retrospect it's the best thing that could've happened because even in defeat I leapfrogged you. I should thank you... but I won't, so click your tongue and keep walking. Anonymous
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>>9975369 >salmon melons Cute. Also what brand of frozen pizza best captures the taste of a Pizzoad pizza? I’m thinking of eating one during tomorrow’s tag match.
Onianon
>What would you know about someone attacking YOUR home??? Aren't you like homeless??
Anonymous
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>>9975855 >*Audible laughter from down the hall* Onianon
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>>9974760 >What would you know about someone attacking YOUR home??? Aren't you like homeless?? Dunanon
Can someone who's smarter than me update Duna's match history page with her last match versus Lightning Nika? If it's not too much trouble?
https://waifumania.fandom.com/wiki/Duna_Sands/Match_History https://youtu.be/9WuRoDK3J-g Thanks in advance, waifumaniacs.
Skellyanon
Onianon
>>9975062 >What would YOU know about getting people wet? >All you do is cry >Damn I bet you'd cry during your first time too... no wonder nobody picks you >Talk all the shit you want, atleast none of the other WWA girls are involved in an incest scandal like you... ribbit
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>>9975529 >No need say anything, Croakie know it hard. >See you around, Croakie gunna stay by Skelly's side in case someone try to get to her before main event. Anonymous
>>9976104 >I’ll make your upper lip wet when I punch you in your damn nose! >AND AGAIN SPIT ROASTING RATS WITH DADDY ISN’T INCEST, IT’S DADDY DAUGHTER BONDING TIME!! Tears well up in Masala’s eyes before she runs off not in the direction of her mother but towards a gathering of Gothfu fans.
The beach is silent, Onigiri suddenly becomes aware that everyone is staring at at her.
Was she too hard on the girl?
And who was this mysterious father she mentioned?
Anonymous
Quick question for future CAW-making:
Curry anon
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Calling it a night.
Anonymous
Onianon
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>>9976786 >You hear this everyone! >She just admitted to it >And once again she runs away crying! Anonymous
>>9971029 Sorry lads I've been busy weekend still is but holy crap my girl did it I'll have her response later tonight or tomorrow morning
Anonymous
>>9975456 >>9975473 Zunigoth has a dick
Anonymous
>>9977221 Are Zunigoth and Pink Otoki the same person?
Anonymous
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>>9977163 Congrats brother
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9977221 She can SUMMON a dick. Zuni is all girl and I’ve seen the evidence.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9977751 Keep it down, will ya?
Anonymous
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>>9977577 It's a simple conjuration spell. Much like summon weird shadow guy and Spaghetti Dog's conjure spaghetti.
Anonymous
What’s your scorecard like, waifumaniacs?
Anonymous
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>>9978301 roughly the same picks but with Duna & NATO winning, then Team Holly dominating instead
Anonymous
>>9978301 Jesus, what a downer
Anonymous
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>>9978437 Classic Spaghetti Dog booking.
Anonymous
>>9978301 >Sola beats Cassie >Team Rescue beats Gothfus >Jane beats Robyn >Duna beats Surfer Girl >War Horse beats NATO >Violet beats Ash >Steeli beats Corn Girl >Team Hope-Again beats DA (Holly pins Nikki, only person remaining with Holly is the mysterious fourth partner) >Kuro beats Skelly Anonymous
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>>9978301 >1. Sola goes over Cassie >2. Gothfus go over Team Rescue >3. Robyn over Jane >4. Duna over Surfer Girl >5. WarHorse over NATO >6. Ash over Violet >7. Steeli over Corn Girl >8. The Divine Angels go over. Elimination order will be wacky, Nikki to pin Shogun for the win >9. Skelly retains Anonymous
>>9978488 Rabbit is the 4th partner. Every member of team Holly is mid 70’s to low 80’s, every DA with the exception of Sapphire is mid to high 80’s. Team Holly is FUCKED. Then again Moo has an OVR of 62 and she just squashed Neffy who has an OVR of 82 so maybe there’s hope yet.
Anonymous
>>9978603 It was said that the elimination match is set to low HP and everyone starts with 1 finisher. Overall has never mattered less in a match. I think the 8 woman elimination match was on the same settings and someone got pinned instantly. Someone like Priscilla that would probably squash an Onigiri normally can get unlucky, take a finisher and get pinned instantly.
Anonymous
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>>9978603 I'm expecting some fuckery DESU
Anonymous
>>9978603 Amy I believe is low 80s, I am not sure if PDanon boosted her stats when she reuploaded her. OVR 'aint gonna be a thang though
Anonymous
A revolutionary force in sports entertainment.
Anonymous
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>>9978625 That actually makes me a lot more hype for the match.
It’s nice to know the faces have a chance of going over.
Holy shit, I’m actually rooting for the faces.
I’ll have to turn in my fat, stinky smark card.
Anonymous
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>>9978700 Yep, we’re having fun. Are you having fun, Troll-kun? How’s life treatin’ ya?
Anonymous
>>9978700 We hit like 45 the other night
Anonymous
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>>9978756 We always do poorly on the weekends
Anonymous
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>>9978700 Extremely impressive, since we actually have around that many posters, and not 5 posters resetting their IP all the time like the waifu generals
Anonymous
>>9977751 Yeah, you got me. I've been playing the long game this whole time.
Sorry guys.
Anonymous
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>>9978301 There is no CHANCE that Sola or Jane win. I honestly give them both 0% chances.
The randomness and shoddy AI booking of the 6-waifu Rager for Raging Red is the only thing giving me hope.
Anonymous
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>>9978688 Amy is 85 in my game.
Remember everyone, OVRs only make a difference when there is a weight class difference as well. Otherwise it's a coin flip.
Anonymous
>>9978625 Where was that said? Because if that's the case, Riley was screwed by management* because none of the others would break up a pin.
Anonymous
>>9978995 Well if you’re not going to Rory I’m just going to have to Rory on your behalf. Stat bump for Sola NOW! And bump Riley up too goddammit.
Anonymous
>>9979023 First things first no one said what settings the falls count anywhere elimination where on, i just assume it was on those settings too since someone got pinned instantly. As for the 8 woman tag, it was mentioned on the discord, and is being done that way so the match doesn't run for an hour or something crazy.
Anonymous
I can’t tell if you guys are shitposting or not in regard to stats but 2nd(?) generation girls like Riley and the yellow jackets should probably receive stat increases to reflect the fact they’re no longer rookies and to make them more competitive with upper carders
Anonymous
>>9979067 >2nd(?) generation girls like Riley and the yellow jackets The yellow jackets are 3rd generation other than Nika and Sola
Anonymous
>>9979029 I've actually got stat boosts planned for Cactus and Sheila, but not Sola. I like her playing the underdog.
Anonymous
>>9979084 Sola, Nika and Beaver are THE Yellowjackets, the rest of the people with yellow space jackets are just former/current Dojo trainees.
>>9979038 I'll say it outright: the entire issue many people had with the discord was that things exactly like what you have said would be talked about there, and not in these threads. The Discord was never meant to be for planning/discussing anything about the matches or sims themselves. I am not okay with it, but I'm not interested in getting into some big argument about it either.
RH
>seeing all the chaos >There only one want >There needs to be a message
Anonymous
>>9979111 Just join us brother, it's only you, PDanon and Rabbitanon missing, off the top of my head. (you are multianon right?)
Anonymous
>>9979100 Sheila should be at the top of the card.
Honestly I kind of want NATO to break up so Hailey and Miss USA can enter the main event scene too.
My main event scene would consist of Skelly, Priscilla, Ash, Queen, Strapz on the condition that RRanon keeps writing her, Hailey, and Miss USA.
I might be tempted to add Cassie and Lillith if they can get a few more wins and Zunigoth if her anon decides to participate more often.
The other girls just aren’t there yet or are too gimmicky to hold what should be the most prestigious prize in the company.
I feel like I should add that these are just my opinions, everyone’s entitled to their own opinions, and I’m not deliberately trying to antagonize anyone by stating mine.
RH
>>9979238 >LET THERE BE FIRE Anonymous
>>9979262 For the record, Sheila only got a bump to 82, and Jane only to 84. If either of those are unacceptable I can change them back/to whatever else is acceptable.
>>9979259 I am Multianon, and I'm still considering Discord. I don't like the idea of things being discussed there and not here, whether I'm there or not. If it is now the case that things are only going to be discussed there, I might not have a choice.
Anonymous
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>>9979259 As someone in the Discord, I don't think that'd hurt to be something to mention in the thread. MManon's doing work and juggling enough plates as it is, so it's not a big catastrophic deal IMO, but I want everyone to be in the loop as much as possible.
Anonymous
>>9979238 >>9979276 I'll have a go at making a Mary Alice CAW. You said to base her on Undertaker. Can I assume that means tall, heavyweight, "powerhouse"?
Anonymous
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>>9979288 I think what it comes down to is it's just really good for organizational purposes. Here things get lost in the flow of the thread, then after 12 hours to a day the thread is gone forever.
RH
>>9979300 yeah, the original plan was female undertaker
Also, if you can base Red Hands of Kane, with the finisher being crossline from hell
Anonymous
>>9979327 Can you post some more of each character in the clothing you want?
I'll do my best
Anonymous
>>9979327 Are Mary Alice and Red Hands different personas of the same person?
Anonymous
>>9979288 Most things are discussed here. 90% of the discord is onigiri and sapphire engaging in rice vs corn shitposting
RH
>>9979344 >Hope you don't mind spam Fighting style -brawler
CAW -Mary-Alice
Style -Brawler
Finsher- Tombstone
Theme-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoBok1xd93M Just look at white skin lady in a nun suit wearing faceprint
ribbit
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>>9979370 >90% of the discord is onigiri and sapphire engaging in rice vs corn shitposting Kek
It do be like that.
Anonymous
>>9979370 To expand, the major discussion points that happen on the discord re: organisation are:
- MM discussing with Skelly/ribbit/Amy as to the uploading of matches and prepping playlists
- Some angle stuff - but nothing I can really see, sometimes people will just say "hold off"
There are others who aren't there who have major feuds not mentioned: Noire and WHAnon. All of the DA vs Hope stuff was made and set well before I (Hollyanon) joined the discord. It's not necessary. The biggest boon is it makes chatting easier from phone because of captcha. As to actual dirtsheet stuff, the threads are still the crux of it.
RH
>>9979344 >>9979385 Fighting style - power, but more focuses on pure punching
Finisher- crossline from hell
Theme -
If there a problem just base her of Kane
design is a nun in white body suit with a red hat, and red hands
RH
Anonymous
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>>9979467 I love her so much. I hope she didn’t get too abused in prison. Or at least not by men.
ribbit
>>9979434 Theres also people dumping renders.
And a channel for people to talk match spoilers after an upload was posted (mostly useful for PWE events while the embargo thing is still going.)
Sometimes people post songs or memes.
Sometimes people use it for planning but mostly it is just "hey, *BLANK* when you are around I'll like to do a promo between my girl and yours.
Also the emotes are dimes.
Patiently waiting for a Lillith emote.
Anonymous
>>9979522 How do the emotes get made?
ribbit
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>>9979563 Usually a render, remove the background and ask for it to be added.
Only one that isn't a render is the Croakie emote. Which kinda looks like shit compared to the rest.
Oh, and the belt designs. Those are good though.
Anonymous
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>>9979262 >too gimmicky >wwa Come on now, we ain’t a sports based presentation fed lol
Anonymous
>>9979447 >>9979467 Is Red Hands meant to be big, like Kane and Undertaker and Malice?
I've got Malice as an 82 OVR. How does Red Hands compare?
RH
>>9979644 I'm thinking that she only 5 inches smaller
Also she much worse than Mary like 74 OVR
Anonymous
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>>9979661 Fantastic, thanks.
Anonymous
>trying to render Pink Otoki for a shitpost >don't specify gender but use tags like pettanko that are really only applicable to females >first render gives her a tiny little cock poking out from her singlet
Anonymous
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>>9980136 AI can see into your soul. It knows what you want, even if you don't specify it.
Anonymous
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>>9979363 I thought that at first, too. But they have interacted separately (or apparently separately, I guess it could be a Smeagol/Gollum situation).
Anonymous
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Think I'm going to have to give up on Otoki. Every render is outrageously lewd and full of bizarre artifacts regardless of what I put in the prompts. I suspect she's shoot cursed. Shame too because she's got the prettiest face of any waifu I've ever attempted to render.
Anonymous
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>>9979288 As a Discord user it's incredibly helpful to be able to message someone and ask when they're going to be available to do something in the thread, especially when timezones are involved. As someone with a lot of girls I really like and really want to do stuff with I hope to see you in there sometime Multianon.
Anonymous
>YOURS TRULY >MOI >HAILEY BRITANNIA >AM A FRIEND TO AUSTRALIANS >AND OI AM FULLY CERTIFIED BY THE DIMES KOALA >YOU TELL THEM, DK!
Anonymous
>>9980395 Is that a koala cock?
Anonymous
>>9980395 absolute too fucken roight mate koala are the sex pests of the gumtrees and i wouldn't have it any other way.
[Please note: Sheila is currently dead after Cassie's gaudy fuckboi brained her.]
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9980410 >[Please note: Sheila is currently dead after Cassie's gaudy fuckboi brained her.] One of several reasons why Hailey will have beef with the Kades
t. haileyanon
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9979467 Hello if you are still around. I have CAWs for both Red Hands (75) and Mary Alice (82) finished. I've simmed two matches between the two of them, and both were good ~8 minute matches.
flAMY
>>9980395 >I... I want to touch it Sapphireanon
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>>9979563 Post a picture you want made into an emote in the discord request channel, and i'll add it when I get time to resize it to be under 256kb if it's not already, and i'll usually give it a retarded name.
Anonymous
>every koala render has him turning away in disgust from my waifu
Anonymous
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>>9980516 the trick for aussie wildlife, yeah? youse gotta talk all sweet and charmin to 'em. youse gotta be all like 'here ya little cunt, come to auntie sheils, come on, mate' and then they just fucken cuddle up to ya and shit
Anonymous
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>>9980516 soz I just can't stop getting Dimes Koala approvals
tho this render is dimes in general
Anonymous
You know what? That's fine.
Anonymous
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>>9980136 Just put all the dick tags you can find in the negative
Anonymous
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>>9980603 You have no idea how fast I just switched tabs and refreshed.
Anonymous
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>>9980395 >>9980410 >never posted on /h/ >>9980603 >pic where’s she’s leaking cum out of her twat over her husband’s grave on /h/ Based Dimes Koala don’t abide whores
Anonymous
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>>9980493 1/2
*Hailey looks over her shoulder, and pauses to the sight of Amy in the distance*
*gulls call, the surf rolls*
Anonymous
>>9980493 1/2
*Hailey looks over her shoulder, and pauses to the sight of Amy in the distance*
*gulls call, the surf rolls*
Anonymous
>>9980709 *Hailey then gets into Missy's Mustang. They drive off into the road and sun*
*gulls call*
*the surf rolls*
MManon
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What’s good y’all. Sola V Cassie in 2 hours
flAMY
>>9980709 >>9980718 >...I can't believe she stole that koala Anonymous
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>>9980736 lol. Hailey gonna get chlamydia
Sapphireanon
>>9980736 >It's okay Amelia, you can pet this one! Anonymous
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"It's almost time.">[Sola fire completed her final preparations. She is mentally ready, and physically fit. Her abs are carved, her biceps strong. Her jacket looks GREAT. Cassie Kade is scared; why else go to all the trouble to put Sola through hell these last weeks? The store owner, the fish and the aquarium staff. They've all suffered because Cassie Kade needed a leg up over a rookie.] >[Sola puts down her phone, puts on her sunglasses, and gets ready to hear that music play. It's go time, baby!] >[The walls of the Spaghetti Town Beachfront Amphitheatre are thick. Thick enough to block phone signals, and stifle rumours from unsavoury colleagues. Through sheer dumb luck, the moment Sola leaves, she gets a message on her phone.]
flAMY
Anonymous
ribbit
>Hey, look what I caught. >Maybe if that girl who is passionate about rice was around we could have some sashimi.
Anonymous
>>9980902 I'd like to eat Onigiri's sashimi if you know what I mean.
Sapphireanon
>>9980902 >Have you looked at the Onsen A Lifetime arena? >I hear she loves to hang out there. Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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1. bloodguilt
ribbit
>>9980960 >Well, we can always skewer them and cook them over a campfire. >That'll be delicious as well. Anonymous
>>9981000 I'd love to skewer Onigiri if you know what I mean
ribbit
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>>9981007 >>9980956 >Sorry I'm talking about chowing down on some appetizing moist fish.
>Not sure I get what you are implying. Sapphireanon
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>>9981000 >Better be a big skewer, because i just caught this bad boy. Or girl. Whatever gender it is, it's gonna be dinner now! >>9980956 >>9981007 >I have no idea what you mean. How does one skewer Onigiri, wouldn't it just fall apart? Skellyanon
Anonymous
>>9981069 your thumbnails often look like Tali from mass effect
Sapphireanon
>>9981094 Damn, how you gonna insult Skelly like that by comparing her to worst girl, bro?
Skellyanon
>>9981094 Eh, I can see it!
Also we need a new thread, if anyone want to bake
Anonymous
>>9981109 He didn't say Liara, bro
Anonymous
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>>9981094 >>9981109 Because the best is obviously
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Jack.
Sapphireanon
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>>9981119 Skelly looks nothing like a slightly photoshopped by an intern stock photo image.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Why you all gotta remind me that ME3 even exists?
Sapphireanon
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>>9981130 Because misery loves company.
Anonymous
