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Just got drunk for the first time

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 06:56:40 No.9980406 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9980414 >>9980415 >>9980425 >>9980432 >>9980441 >>9980455 >>9980564

Mom's coming to pick me up how do I kayfabe it from her quick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 06:58:09 No.9980414 Report

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>>9980406
Quick, kys before mom arrives

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 06:58:17 No.9980415 Report

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>>9980406
Pretend you're sleep deprived. If you really wanna work her you gotta get the drunk smell off of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:01:01 No.9980422 Report

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god i wish i had somewhere for mom to pick me up from when i was getting drunk in school

i just drank all day and night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:01:45 No.9980425 Report

Quoted By: >>9980435

>>9980415
>>9980406
Yes and eat a raw onion or garlic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:02:38 No.9980432 Report

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>>9980406
18+

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:03:05 No.9980435 Report

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>>9980425
>Dude just buy and eat some fucking onions and garlic at 2 am
Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:03:52 No.9980441 Report

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>>9980406
buy some mint gum and drink water

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:06:59 No.9980450 Report

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bite a giant chunk out of your first 2 knuckles to keep cool (If skin breaks run under water when yo uget home -- MAKE SURE SKIN BREAKS)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:07:39 No.9980455 Report

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>>9980406
>*glass shatters*
>dad walks in
>stomps a mudhole in you for opening his liquor cabinet
>*monster poo*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:10:54 No.9980474 Report

Quoted By: >>9980538

get on one knee look her in he eyes and say Mama, I'm honestly drunk
No other way to do this sadly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:11:06 No.9980476 Report

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>Anon have you been drinking?
WHAT
>I can smell the alcohol off you
WHAT
>You're wetting the car seat!
WHAT WHAT WHAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:21:43 No.9980532 Report

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HEY MOM
LOOKIT THIS
*MIDDLE FINGER*
DTA
YOU SORRY MUM'VA BITCH
*STUNNER*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:22:24 No.9980538 Report

Quoted By: >>9980547

>>9980474
me and the boys getting ready to watch Dynamite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:24:51 No.9980547 Report

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>>9980538
nice meme but unironically i know the thin one and he was leading him + his cousins in a cody rhodes cheerbefore mania this year thats what this is

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Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:27:54 No.9980564 Report

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>>9980406
>Drank my first ever coffee cup to fix my shitty sleeping schedule
>Nausea and diarrhea for the next 15 hours

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:28:29 No.9980568 Report

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>>9980547
>unironically i know the thin one
>the thin one

thanks for revealing it's you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:29:35 No.9980573 Report

Quoted By: >>9980600

im shoot 34
when was your first drunk mom experience
i drank with friends at 16 and got her to pick me up once half way through a walk home. She was mad but loved me anyway. Love my mom. Please love your moms, /pw/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:33:57 No.9980600 Report

Quoted By: >>9980611

>>9980573
I got drunk in a park with the boys for the first time at 21. I drank shitty craft IPAs and threw up in a trashcan because of the taste.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 07:35:18 No.9980611 Report

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>>9980600
i got drunk in my friends basement with some ugly greasy whore grinding on me
i told my friend about it, and he made it a big deal and told everyone the greasy ugly chick was grinding on me

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