>>9983758For starters, scrap the Saturday show.
The Dynamite before All In, Kenny and the Bucks do yet another flippy, dippy main event with the Lucha brothers or whatever other losers they got in AEW.
Kenny takes the mic and screams at the top of his lungs:
>THERE AIN’T NO ONE IN THE WORLD BETTER THAN THE ELITE!As he does the fingerbang motion, music fills the arena.
RUN THE JEWELS - CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO FUCK blares through the speakers.
Smoke fills the entrance area. CM Punk appears.
He’s wearing an abortion shirt. “We won’t go back.” With a silhouette of a coat hanger behind the words. Or something else of that nature that’s similarly embarrassing.
FTR are right behind Phil.
The crowd explodes.
Phil takes the mic.
>Kenny, Nick, Matt … You guys wanna take a guess at what the main event of All In is gonna be?Kenny and the Bucks look pale as ghosts. They can’t believe what they’re seeing. Before Kenny can speak, Punk and FTR have made their way to the ring and get right in the faces of the Elite.
The crowd goes wild.
The Elite retreats.
The Main Event is set:
The night of All In comes.
FTR even gets their own special entrance music. Chase from Midnight Express by Giorgio Moroder.
The main event is a blood bath. Punk, FTR and the Elite go to war.
No flippy, dippy spotfests to speak of. These guys hate each other and they’re gonna murder each other.
After a brutal match, the Bucks are down. Kenny, Punk and the Elite are left in the ring.
Punk has already done the impossible and kicked out of the The One Winged Angel. He’s gonna take it a step further.
Punk goes for the Buckshot Lariat.
Punk doesn’t fall this time, because FTR makes sure to grab him from opposite sides and shove him right into Kenny, resulting in the most vicious clothesline you have ever seen.
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