>>9985865>>9985873Now combine both of these:
>5 minutes left in an iron man match, big hoss heel is beating the underdog babyface 10-0>everybody watching thinks this is a forgone conclusion>heel gets cocky, decides to grab a chair and hit him repeatedly because he's a dick and can afford to lose the points>stops when it's now 10-9>heel knocks the ref down who's trying to talk sense into him>then an even BIGGER hoss runs in but this one's babyface and he just fucking demolishes that bully asshole>plucky underdog unable to stand, crawls over to get one arm over his now unconscious opponent>ref slowly crawls over, there's seconds left>ONE. . . TWO. . .>ref passes out>*BZZZZZZZT*>heel wins 10-9That crowd is going to be fucking nuclear, pal. They're going to set their cars on fire and kill each other after the show. Vince hire me NOW.
